Short Dragonball Poem stories

Wojak · Post by **Wojak** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:22 pm

Well, not quite poems, maybe someone can tell me what they are called after reading mine.

The point of the thread is to make these "poems" and share them with eachother.

Example:
With revenge as his last goal, he would not from the danger hide.
Watch out everyone, the three-eyed cowboy is going for one last ride! - Tienshinhan vs. Nappa

I'll start with a couple of ones:

With anger in his heart, he rised above, to throw a mighty disc, to fight for his true love. - Kuririn vs. Perfect Cell

Seeing through the situation, he felt no dismay. He replied to the others: "I can see their parachutes, they're all OK!" Tienshinhan in the battle vs. the Saiya-jins

With hunger in his stomach, he kicked the fish, to give his body power, to make himself a great dish. - Goku vs. Great Fish

As I see your smugness, holding away my anger I can't resist. For this I shall punish you with my Wolf Fang Fist! - Yamcha vs. Goku

Feeling filled with tremendous power, his heart got filled with courage. No longer he would from the enemies himself cover. - Kuririn after Saichoro powerup

Now it's your turn! Don't forget to comment on eachothers "poems" either!

Pain · Post by **Pain** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:28 pm

Innuendo. - Muten Rōshi to all women

Sprite Satan · Post by **Sprite Satan** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:57 am

To get the obvious joke out of the way, first.

Kakarroto!
Kakarroto!!
KAKARROTO!!!
- Broly

A haiku from the desert bandit.

I will surely win
With my special Wolf Fang Fist
...Boy, am I dumb
- Yamucha

Wojak · Post by **Wojak** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:27 am

My special attack will forever prevail! Wait, what? How could it fail? - Yamcha

He, he!

As he loaded his chi, his body got covered in steam. His life-force was getting drained by performing the lethal Tri-Beam. - Tienshinhan

It was time to put his skills to test, to sneak up to Bulma, to grab her full-grown breast. - Kame Sennin

When he entered his mouth, his stomach got full load, all this Buu puré was going to make his body to explode! - Human that shot Bee

Snail · Post by **Snail** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:12 am

And a light washes over him. In the midst of utter chaos and despair he arose; off the edge of his tongue, the final hymn of sin is sung.

BlueSky · Post by **Kaboom** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:02 pm

I'll get this little limerick out of the way; not mine, but clever nonetheless:

There once was a man named Vegeta,
Who thought himself quite a bit leeter,
Yet nine thou on the gauge,
Left him maddened with rage,
And he went and destroyed his own meter.

...And now, some haiku of my own design.

I'm already nuts,
All the crying didn't help.
DIE, KAKARROTTO!

I've got these punks trapped,
With my telekinesis,
Whoops, there goes my head!

Planning an escape,
In a ship for one person?
CRUNCH goes the weasel!

More surely to come as I think of them!

Wojak · Post by **Wojak** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:38 pm

Good ones, guys!
Some really made me laugh and some were awesome!

DBHighDefinition · Post by **DBHighDefinition** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:03 pm

I am the hope in the universe...
I am the light in the darkness...
I am the answer to all living things who cry out for peace...
ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU.

NeptuneKai · Post by **NeptuneKai** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:00 pm

A Haiku for Appule

I died as I lived
Freeza's henchman till' the end
two episodes "dead".

-Appule

Innagadadavida · Post by **Innagadadavida** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:08 pm

There once was a man named Tien.
Who thought he'd beat Goku again.
He stuck to his trainin'
But Goku's a Saiyan
Now he's as useless as Krillin.

NeptuneKai · Post by **NeptuneKai** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:10 pm

Innagadadavida wrote:There once was a man named Tien.
Who thought he'd beat Goku again.
He stuck to his trainin'
But Goku's a Saiyan
Now he's as useless as Krillin.

*TeamFourStar Krillin* "HEY!"

Kanzenshuu

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