A little humour

Maker777 · Post by **Maker777** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:08 am

I was poking around Uncyclopedia,for those who dont know is a parody of Wikipedia, and I came around an article on Dragonball Z. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dragonball_Z

Its just so retarded. Hope you enjoy.

Leotaku · Post by **Leotaku** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:00 am

I'm low on time right now (I have to FINALLY go back to school today..), but I'm gonna bookmark this to finish reading it later. Seems fun.

Thanks for sharing. :3

Stoney · Post by **Stoney** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:39 am

"It was originally a colouring book containing many nudes"

That was all pretty funny.

Kristiann · Post by **Kristiann** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:58 am

Oookay, that was rather...disturbing. O_O;

Though I did like that it poked fun on Broli's large following even though he only utters one word most of the time... *hides from Broli fans*

Stoney · Post by **Stoney** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:49 am

It actually said;

Brolli

Brolli is a mild mannered environmentalist, who helps negate the destruction of the environment from forces such as Godzilla and The Incredible Hulk. With an extensive vocabulary, and fine taste in jewelry, he has gained a great following of fans, mostly consisting of librarians and grammar geeks.

Kristiann · Post by **Kristiann** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:20 am

Yes, I took it that "having an extensive vocabulary" was a sarcastic remark.

The Tori-bot · Post by **The Tori-bot** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:14 pm

Uncyclopedia is now my favourite non-DB site.

All of that made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.

But you can tell that the people writing it are actually fans of the show.

DBZ MAN · Post by **DBZ MAN** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:54 pm

Did they erase the actual right content though, to put that up?

Taku128 · Post by **Taku128** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:38 pm

DBZ MAN wrote:Did they erase the actual right content though, to put that up?

That't not wikipedia. It's uncyclopedia.

Godo · Post by **Godo** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:03 pm

I just looove that site. Looked up Star Wars. *drunk*

MartianOddity · Post by **MartianOddity** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:07 pm

That was hilarious! As someone already said, one can tell it's written by a (former?) Dragonball fan. Retarded indeed!

unstable_person99 · Post by **unstable_person99** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:19 pm

That was great! I think I'll bookmark this site.

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:40 pm

Oh, I love Uncyclopedia. It would be the greatest site in the world if they could keep the pages clean. As in, no inconsistencies or typos. If they could get their lies to look as professional as Wikipedia... heh. Well. You can update it yourselves if you want.

At any rate, it was obviously written by multiple people. I mean, they can't even decide on the name of the main character!

Mario
He was put in the show for money from Nintendo. No questions asked.

Genji
A trans-sexual alien featured only in one episode. He helped Trunks defeat the Toilet Monster by teaching him the Kage Bushin no Jutsu.

Cell
Genji's gay and evil twin. He killed Goku once in a dream. He took many episodes to kill and had an entire saga devoted to him. He eventually died by overdosing on Mountain Dew.

Haha! Oh, man.

Eclipse · Post by **Eclipse** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:09 am

Goku's wife, who is more irritating than Hillary Clinton, and as big of a slut. Her name in Spanish (at least in the Spanish spoken in Spain) means literally Monkey bondage scat fetish Warrior, so imagine the sexual behaviour of a person called that way. Moreover, she likes to take it up the tree, which is an organ so strange and bizare that only the Japanese can imagine it. Her name in japanese is also supposed to mean: "big boobs.", this is soley to confuse blind watchers, since her breast aren't anywhere near big. She is believed to be the reincarnation of Hitler, or at least one of his look-alike cats

....

I noticed if you searched their individual articles, there's some more goodies. Piccolo's for example.

As he was know as Piccolo Domino Jr., young Piccolo was hatched from an armadillo egg at a family farm. It just so happens that the kids who found him got a little freaked out, and chased the little green guy away. He was found later on at the 23rd Budoka under the name Da Green Guy. He fought Goku in a final battle that rocked the world so hard that even Heaven and Hell were getting a little pissed. Piccolo was about to win but realized that the kids who chased him off the farm were sitting in the crowd at this contest and it totally rocked his sox off. In a fury, da green guy jumped out of the arena so he could get his ultimate vengence. [1] He did but at what price? Losing the rights to the championship match? Goku won the WWE Title I Techno DOA Title.

And then they apparetnly decided it'd be funny to call Vegeta a tri-sexual (or someone who does things more than twice)

How dare you!@!! I am no gay homo!!!! I demand a retraction now!!!! I do no wish to commense in intimate sexual activities with Kakorotto!!! You will remove all of this crap before I blast you weakling!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A HOMO!!! Now, Bulma will pay you in return for the incriminating photographs via credit card. Sincerely, Prince Vegeta P.S. (Can I also have the ones of kakarotto? I'm not gay or anything, but Bulma says she will cancel my subscription to playgirl if I don't get them for Kakorotto.)

Awesome stuff

Post by **desirecampbell** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:50 am

Eclipse wrote:under the name Da Green Guy

It's scary how close to reality that is.

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