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Does anyone else remember when old sites used to post stupid what-if Dragonball stories that made no sense? Well, I found some and just for a laugh, have decided to post 'em here.
http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/whatif/2005/12-05a.shtml
http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/whatif/2005/12-05b.shtml
http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/whatif/2005/11-30.shtml
They're worse than some of the AF rumors! Piccolo fusing with the entire Namekseijin race?
Oh, and VegettoEX, feel free to lock this topic if it's too off-topic.
http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/whatif/2005/12-05a.shtml
http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/whatif/2005/12-05b.shtml
http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/whatif/2005/11-30.shtml
They're worse than some of the AF rumors! Piccolo fusing with the entire Namekseijin race?
Oh, and VegettoEX, feel free to lock this topic if it's too off-topic.
I really, really need to get back into the habit of posting.
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He forgot the Namekians can say 'no' to fusion -_-and he would get all of there powers of fighting,normal,healing,regeneration and if they all fused he would become as strong as goku and vegeta were in the end of gt as they are fighting type and normal type namekians will give him the main powerup and the regeneration of thousands of namekians put together will make his lose of limbs,hand and legs and stuff regenerate in about a second and the healing types of namekian will make him pretty much heal a person in a second.he will be the strongest character in dragonballz and one of the strongest characters in gt
How can you become what you don't know?what if goku became a super saiyan when he fought Nappa and Vegeta?
Lol! Classic!Then the Z warriors would live happily ever after. Until the evil dragons eventually show up and kill everyone.
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and he would get all of there powers of fighting,normal,healing,regeneration and if they all fused he would become as strong as goku and vegeta were in the end of gt as they are fighting type and normal type namekians will give him the main powerup and the regeneration of thousands of namekians put together will make his lose of limbs,hand and legs and stuff regenerate in about a second and the healing types of namekian will make him pretty much heal a person in a second.he will be the strongest character in dragonballz and one of the strongest characters in gt
And then, like Piccolo will take Freeza out with lasers shooting out of his antennae and like accidently blow up the planet too. But that's okay because they'll just like, wish everyone back with Earth's dragonballs. And like, they'll get ten wishes now because Piccolo with all the Namekians fused in him will be uber powerful! LOL Then, like they'll have another tournament and Piccolo will totally own everyone until Goku goes SSJ20X20=400 and then he'll, like, go to HFIL and beat up all the villains at once to show Piccolo he's the man. ROFL
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"Normal" powers? Wha?!and he would get all of there powers of fighting,normal,healing,regeneration
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You forgot Piccolo destroying the planet Yadrat using his "Ultimate Galactic Uber Mofo Super Powerful Hypernautic Fusionizaied!!!.....Jerseymilk wrote:
And then, like Piccolo will take Freeza out with lasers shooting out of his antennae and like accidently blow up the planet too. But that's okay because they'll just like, wish everyone back with Earth's dragonballs. And like, they'll get ten wishes now because Piccolo with all the Namekians fused in him will be uber powerful! LOL Then, like they'll have another tournament and Piccolo will totally own everyone until Goku goes SSJ20X20=400 and then he'll, like, go to HFIL and beat up all the villains at once to show Piccolo he's the man. ROFL
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Headbutt! Slam!Chaos Saiyajin wrote:I just thought he was confused with Pokemon! Yamcha sure does use this power a lot...Ya. "Normal" powers is someone just standing around doing nothing. Honestly Desire, I thought you were a serious fan of DBZ!
Oh... now I miss Pokemon. I need a new gameboy.
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Grandpa Gohan would meet Buruma years after Goku dies. Gohan realizes that his old friend Muten Roshi had a jewel simillar to the Dragonballs and they would end up chasing after Roshi to get the Dragon Ball. Then Krillin would come along and be trained under Gohan and Roshi. Krillin would become the savior of the Earth until Raditz comes and kills them all.
The End.
Whoa, I'm bored to make that up.
The End.
Whoa, I'm bored to make that up.
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Good one!Grandpa Gohan would meet Buruma years after Goku dies. Gohan realizes that his old friend Muten Roshi had a jewel simillar to the Dragonballs and they would end up chasing after Roshi to get the Dragon Ball. Then Krillin would come along and be trained under Gohan and Roshi. Krillin would become the savior of the Earth until Raditz comes and kills them all.
The End.
Whoa, I'm bored to make that up.
I really, really need to get back into the habit of posting.
Er, no saviour of Earth for Krillin. Krillin was killed EASILY by Tambourine, who was exceptionally weaker than old Piccolo Daimao. Ergo, Piccolo Daimao would rule the Earth until Radditz's arrival. Radditz would end up being the savior of Earth since he'd kill Piccolo Daimao (or Kami) who'd have eliminated the Red Ribbon Army years ago, and then go back to Nappa and Vegeta since Goku wouldn't be there to recruit. They'd conquer planet whatever longer than they intended to, and go on with their lives as slaves of Freeza.[insert_name_here] wrote:Grandpa Gohan would meet Buruma years after Goku dies. Gohan realizes that his old friend Muten Roshi had a jewel simillar to the Dragonballs and they would end up chasing after Roshi to get the Dragon Ball. Then Krillin would come along and be trained under Gohan and Roshi. Krillin would become the savior of the Earth until Raditz comes and kills them all.
The End.
Whoa, I'm bored to make that up.
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Poor Krillin... Maybe Tenshinhan then? I still don't know how Krillin saved the world in Supersonic Warriors...Er, no saviour of Earth for Krillin. Krillin was killed EASILY by Tambourine, who was exceptionally weaker than old Piccolo Daimao. Ergo, Piccolo Daimao would rule the Earth until Radditz's arrival. Radditz would end up being the savior of Earth since he'd kill Piccolo Daimao (or Kami) who'd have eliminated the Red Ribbon Army years ago, and then go back to Nappa and Vegeta since Goku wouldn't be there to recruit. They'd conquer planet whatever longer than they intended to, and go on with their lives as slaves of Freeza.
I really, really need to get back into the habit of posting.