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by Chibi Mystic Gohan » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:34 am
I know! The tiger can travel back in time to the Freeza Saga, ride his PWNing rocketship, in his Cosmonaut suit (DAMN IT, NO ASTRONAUTS IN DBZ!!!), and get to Namek. Then, as Ginyu tires to take over Goku's body, the tiger jumps in his way. Ginyu-Tiger then learns that he can only reach 1,022 in the tigers body.
"Hahaha, now j00 LOSE!!!"-Goku
Goku then lands a kick to Ginyu-Tiger's jaw, catches him by the tail, and spins him rapidly. Then, he proceeds to throw Ginyu-Tiger into a block of cheese. BUT WAIT! Ginyu-Tiger is getting used to his new body now! He asks Jeice for a power reading, as he stops in midair with his new flying ability.
'85,000 sir!!", says Jeice, in his FUNi dub punk-rocker voice.
"85,000! Isn't this fool at like 23,000?"
"...no, that was you in his body. Wait a minute, when did that happen? Not in this timeline!"
*Goku blasts a hole through Jeice's arm, making him scream*
"NOW STFU j00 n00b11111+111"
"O-ok, h-he's at 9-90,000 s..sir..."
*Jeice dies*
*Ginyu-Tiger and Goku fight almost equally, with Goku having a slight edge*
*Freeza wishes Jeice back from the dead, with an olive head*
"CAP'N GINYU! YOU'RE AT 110,000!!!"
Ginyu then smacks Goku in the head.
"Kaiou...KEN!!!"
"U-uhhh, he's at 100-no 110,000...wait, 130...140...160.........180,000!!!!"
"WTF? He can't be!" said Ginyu-Tiger
Goku starts furiously punching Ginyu-Tiger in the head, drawing blood with each punch.
"Now, let's end this!!!"
"KA.....ME.....HA..........ME.................."
The tiger in Ginyu's body then bites Goku's head off.
THE END
君と再会ったとき 子供のころ大切に想っていた景色を思い出したんだ
僕と踊ってくれないか 光と影の Winding Road いまでも彼に夢中なの?