jjgp1112 wrote:It's because "That pussy" Gohan was the hero in the end
Actually, no. This post of mine from some time ago sums up my problem with the Cell Saga:
-FREEZA'S BACK OH LAWD AND HE BROUGHT HIS DAD
-No, wait, they're cold cuts now.
-Androids will destroy the future!
-No, not those Androids,
these Androids (except that tall one)
-Actually, they're alright, it's THIS GUY who's the problem
-AH HA, YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD - "FUSE WITH KAMI"
-NOT SO FAST, THAT ACTIVATED
MY TRAP CARD, "ABSORB HUMANS"
-I summon SUPER VEGETA!
-MWAHAHA, THAT ACTIVATES MY TRAP CARD "Fucking Idiot!" I attack 18!
-Hold it right there! You activated my trap card - Krillin!
-No no no, "Fucking Idiot!" disables Krillin too!
-... you're cheating!
-am not!
-Fine, I use FINAL FLASH!
-REGENERATION cancels it!
-Ok then, I use OVERPOWER on Super Trunks!
-My trap card "Fucking Idiot!" makes him too slow to attack!
-...what? Grr...ok, I play SSJ GOKU with SUPER KAMEHAMEHA!
-Regeneration canceled that too!
-You can't regenerate with your head destroyed!
-Yes I can.
-No you can't, it says so right there!
-Doesn't matter, "Fucking Idiot!" means Goku must be switched out.
-Um...uh...I play SSJ GOHAN.
-I attack!
-I...take damage...why the hell does this card not have an attack score?
-I attack the bench!
-FINALLY, YOU ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD- SUPER SAIYAN 2!
-Sorry, "Fucking Idiot!" still applies. You can't kill me!
-ARGGHH, I play "Head Kick", you lose Perfect Form!
-That activates my trap card - "Earth Shattering Kaboom"! If you attack, I explode! And I explode in three turns anyway!
-I...uh...I use "Instant Transmission" to sacrifice SSJ GOKU and make you self-destruct elsewhere! I win!
-Not so fast! REGENERATIO-
-YOU CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER *strangles*