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Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:14 pm

Are you feeling boring because this forum is kind of dead? Need a good laughter? Wanna share a good jokes related to Dragon Ball? Then this thread is perfectly for you.

Be very humorous. Give their stomach a pain with tear. Make them laugh out of their lives.
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Post by Amigo Ten » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:17 pm

The best Dragonball joke I've heard:

Why was Chaozu prescribed Ritalin?

He had Attenshinhan Deficit Disorder.

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Post by LeprikanGT » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:35 pm

How Many Super Saiyans Does It take To Screw In A LightBulb?

Only One...But It Will take 16 Episodes.

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Post by VenomSymbiote » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:01 pm

LeprikanGT wrote:How Many Super Saiyans Does It take To Screw In A LightBulb?

Only One...But It Will take 16 Episodes.
I did laugh at this one. XD

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Post by RoarkVegeta » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:06 pm

LeprikanGT wrote:How Many Super Saiyans Does It take To Screw In A LightBulb?

Only One...But It Will take 16 Episodes.
Some clerk at a bookstore told me that. ._.

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Post by SSJSteve » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:08 pm

LeprikanGT wrote:How Many Super Saiyans Does It take To Screw In A LightBulb?

Only One...But It Will take 16 Episodes.
:lol: That’s a good one.

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Post by B » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:23 pm

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Post by JulieYBM » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:50 pm

You can tune piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!

Of course, that's coming straight from the Ocean dub, though...
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Post by LeprikanGT » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:00 pm

Which was way better than japanese 'play on words'

"yada yady something about futon gone" or something

i guess over there its just gotta rhyme to be funny?

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Post by VegettoEX » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:02 pm

LeprikanGT wrote:Which was way better than japanese 'play on words'

"yada yady something about futon gone" or something

i guess over there its just gotta rhyme to be funny?
C'mon, man... let's pretend to put some effort into typing.

Furthermore, it's exactly the same as the above "tuna" vs "tune a" joke. They are words that sound the same or rhyme and turn into a funny little pun-based sentence. You can't say you like the one in English and then turn around and say the Japanese ones aren't funny... they're essentially the exact same thing.
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Post by SHINOBI-03 » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:16 pm

VegettoEX wrote: C'mon, man... let's pretend to put some effort into typing.

Furthermore, it's exactly the same as the above "tuna" vs "tune a" joke. They are words that sound the same or rhyme and turn into a funny little pun-based sentence. You can't say you like the one in English and then turn around and say the Japanese ones aren't funny... they're essentially the exact same thing.
SS made an effort to translate them to English without lossing their meaning...

Kaio: "Scratch... scratch... scratch... Eh, there's a mosquito... a mosquito... 'Skaito... Kaio!"

Phone: "Huh? I picked up the phone, but no one was home!"

Goku: "My futon... flew away, gone!" - "My feline... has gone supine!" - "My stylus is sightless!"

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Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:19 pm

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Post by Budogenkai » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:28 pm

DragonBalllKaiHD wrote:If the poop is too big for Goku to take out of his butt, he would just use Ki outta his butt.

I don't get it..

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Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:45 pm

:oops:
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Post by NeptuneKai » Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:45 pm

DragonBalllKaiHD wrote:If the poop is too big for Goku to take out of his butt, he would just use Ki outta his butt.
....huh?
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Post by RoarkVegeta » Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:46 pm

NeptuneKai wrote:
DragonBalllKaiHD wrote:If the poop is too big for Goku to take out of his butt, he would just use Ki outta his butt.
....huh?
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Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:51 pm

NeptuneKai wrote:
DragonBalllKaiHD wrote:If the poop is too big for Goku to take out of his butt, he would just use Ki outta his butt.
....huh?
Yeah. It makes no sense. :D
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Post by LeprikanGT » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:14 pm

Failed lol

No idea what that meant either.
Refer back to my joke for laughs

Random fact: the 5 minutes it took for Namek to explode was about 3 hours [12 episodes]

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Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:38 am

How did the Earth save from Boo?

From Rou Kaioshin's perverted nature.
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Post by Kaboom » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:49 am

Disclaimer: I "borrowed" this joke from SaiyamanMS. His own fault for hardly ever posting anymore. :P

Q: How many Kaios does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All four. One to train a warrior to do it, and three to brag about how their warriors can do it better.
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