Master Roshi's Big Wish

[NeptuneKai]

I disagree, Neptune.

I think that if I placed my gluteal flap upon your mouth and flatulated, it would be hysterical.

I like how you edited your post just to try and find the best comeback.

Now if only that wit could be applied elsewhere...

[Remix]

It was the same "comeback" as it was before the edit.

I just changed a word to something more scientifically accurate. Just for you, grandma.

[NeptuneKai]

It was the same "comeback" as it was before the edit.

I just changed a word to something more scientifically accurate. Just for you, grandma.

Yeah no it wasn't it was about grown up land and how you crazy kids are havin' fun with your fart humor and how sophisticated humor outside of bodily noises and penis jokes are super lame.I agree though, Why bother structuring a well thought out witty joke when you can just make fart noises and talk about penis. Family Guy seems to get along just fine doing it.

[Big Momma]

I disagree, Neptune.

I think that if I placed my gluteal flap upon your mouth and flatulated, it would be hysterical.

'specially wen u seyz it like an edumacated man.

[Remix]

It was the same "comeback" as it was before the edit.

I just changed a word to something more scientifically accurate. Just for you, grandma.

Yeah no it wasn't it was about grown up land and how you crazy kids are havin' fun with your fart humor and how sophisticated humor outside of bodily noises and penis jokes are super lame.I agree though, Why bother structuring a well thought out witty joke when you can just make fart noises and talk about penis. Family Guy seems to get along just fine doing it.

Well, since I took the time to edit the post to your liking, I would hope that you agree that I'm making progress toward structuring the sort of funnies that might tickle your dry old funny-bean.

But, thank you for taking your own time to be a cranky old fart.*

*(OMG FARTS HAHA)

[NeptuneKai]

Well, since I took the time to edit the post to your liking, I would hope that you agree that I'm making progress toward structuring the sort of funnies that might tickle your dry old funny-bean.

But, thank you for taking your own time to be a cranky old fart.*

*(OMG FARTS HAHA)

Yeah anyone who doesn't like me making poop jokes into my microphone for 10 minutes is a cranky old fart! I totally agree remix. They just aren't hip and with it! They like actual substance to their humor...pppffffftttt fuck that shit yo!
Making a black piccolo talk about his penis and Roshi farting, it's a wonder why you aren't the next TeamFourStar!

I know you have a lot of subscribers...and Family Guy has a lot of fans.

(By the way I'd wager you're older then me, just sayin'.)

[Remix]

No, no.

The reason you're a cranky old fart is because rather than give me some constructive criticism or advice on, I don't know, what sort of directions I could take the content to reach a certain audience without alienating the fanbase I've already built... You simply decided to just give me the snarky one-line "FARTS AREN'T FUNNY."

I welcome any sort of negative feedback, but I would have at least appreciated if you'd used the sort of brain power you've been suggesting into your post. But, I admire the simple approach. Works for me all the time.

EDIT: But, don't bother now. I wouldn't want to waste your precious time anymore. Also, I don't appreciate the TeamFourStar crack. I've never tried to be anything other than WeeklyTubeShow.

[NeptuneKai]

No, no.

The reason you're a cranky old fart is because rather than give me some constructive criticism or advise, I don't know, what sort of directions I could take the content to reach a certain audience without alienating the fanbase I've already built... You simply decided to just give me the snarky one-line "FARTS AREN'T FUNNY."

I welcome any sort of negative feedback, but I would have at least appreciated if you'd used the sort of brain power you've been suggesting into your post. But, I admire the simple approach. Works for me all the time.

Maybe you're better off losing the audience you already built up, if they are content with fart jokes. I was actually quoting South Park with the "farts aren't funny" line, but you responded angrily which threw me in a defensive position. Maybe I shout have clarified where that line came from.

(Before anyone gets on my ass about liking South Park and not liking fart humor season 1-3 are absolutely awful and I can't watch them because they are filled with nothing but jejune cursing and fart jokes. Season 4 onward Trey and Matt actually grew up a little and learned how to develop their humor.)

[JAPPO]

Making a black piccolo talk about his penis and Roshi farting, it's a wonder why you aren't the next TeamFourStar!

Low blow. First of all, Remix was doing these BEFORE TeamFourStar. And secondly, it's quite obvious Remix isn't doing an abridged show. He's just making parodies. And thirdly, Piccolo talking about his penis is awesome.

I don't care what kind of joke someone uses as long as it's funny. Fart jokes are usually obnoxious, stupid, and unfunny but occasionally they are utilized into something that's amusing.

South Park has done fart jokes, but they're done well. Most of the time.

[NeptuneKai]

Making a black piccolo talk about his penis and Roshi farting, it's a wonder why you aren't the next TeamFourStar!

Low blow. First of all, Remix was doing these BEFORE TeamFourStar. And secondly, it's quite obvious Remix isn't doing an abridged show. He's just making parodies. And thirdly, Piccolo talking about his penis is awesome.

For point one and two that doesn't mean he has to kowtow to the lowest common denomination of humor. As for point 3 I disagree but whatever.

[Remix]

Maybe you're better off losing the audience you already built up, if they are content with fart jokes. I was actually quoting South Park with the "farts aren't funny" line, but you responded angrily which threw me in a defensive position. Maybe I shout have clarified where that line came from.

And if you took more time to read my last post, you'll have gathered that I got jumpy with you for wasting my time with your little post full of nothing I could use. But, as I've gathered from your overall attack, I wasted your time first.

Sorry!

[NeptuneKai]

Maybe you're better off losing the audience you already built up, if they are content with fart jokes. I was actually quoting South Park with the "farts aren't funny" line, but you responded angrily which threw me in a defensive position. Maybe I shout have clarified where that line came from.

And if you took more time to read my last post, you'll have gathered that I got jumpy with you for wasting my time with your little post full of nothing I could use. But, as I've gathered from your overall attack, I wasted your time first.

Sorry!

Honestly would it really have mattered if I would have typed up a paragraph explaining why farts are an awful joke and 3 odd minutes of the same thing is a really exasperatingly bad idea unless you want to garner a fanbase full of 9 year olds? That brief comment is really all that was needed because that's the only opinion I had. The whole video was lacking enjoyability to me because you spent all of it making fart noises into your microphone I don't know how to turn that into a 5 paragraph essay.

[JAPPO]

I find it funny we're talking about how fart jokes are bad in a Dragonball forum.

[NeptuneKai]

I find it funny we're talking about how fart jokes are bad in a Dragonball forum.

Were there a lot of fart jokes in Dragonball? I can remember like 1 off the top of my head that lasted for a panel. There wasn't even that much scat humor, EX says there is but I really care to disagree. The scat jokes that were in Dragonball lasted all of 2 novels anyway.

[Remix]

Maybe you're better off losing the audience you already built up, if they are content with fart jokes. I was actually quoting South Park with the "farts aren't funny" line, but you responded angrily which threw me in a defensive position. Maybe I shout have clarified where that line came from.

And if you took more time to read my last post, you'll have gathered that I got jumpy with you for wasting my time with your little post full of nothing I could use. But, as I've gathered from your overall attack, I wasted your time first.

Sorry!

Honestly would it really have mattered if I would have typed up a paragraph explaining why farts are an awful joke and 3 odd minutes of the same thing is a really exasperatingly bad idea unless you want to garner a fanbase full of 9 year olds? That brief comment is really all that was needed because that's the only opinion I had. The whole video was lacking enjoyability to me because you spent all of it making fart noises into your microphone I don't know how to turn that into a 5 paragraph essay.

Yes, it would have mattered. Because if you did use that juicy gray matter in your skull, you would have found at least something to say other than give a useless cold-turkey "Not funny." I already told you what you could have said to make your negative feedback useful. Like, how I could better utilize the versatility of my voice. Without being an old crab.

But, you're not about that. I think that's about as painfully obvious as my humor.

I didn't want 5 paragraphs from you, I still don't want 5 paragraphs from you, and I could really do quite alright not reading one from you ever again. Thank you for your time.

[JAPPO]

I find it funny we're talking about how fart jokes are bad in a Dragonball forum.

Were there a lot of fart jokes in Dragonball? I can remember like 1 off the top of my head that lasted for a panel. There wasn't even that much scat humor, EX says there is but I really care to disagree. The scat jokes that were in Dragonball lasted all of 2 novels anyway.

I'm no expert like EX but I think I remember quite a bit in DB, not as much in DBZ, and then none in GT.

Anyway it seems to be Akira Toriyama's sense of humor.

[NeptuneKai]

Yes, it would have mattered. Because if you did use that juicy gray matter in your skull, you would have found at least something to say other than give a useless cold-turkey "Not funny." I already told you what you could have said to make your negative feedback useful. Like, how I could better utilize the versatility of my voice. Without being an old crab. But, you're not about that. I think that's about as painfully obvious as my humor.

I didn't want 5 paragraphs from you, I still don't want 5 paragraphs from you, and I could really do quite alright not reading one from you ever again. Thank you for your time.

Yeah I'm sorry I can't use enough of my brain to make a 3 minute scat joke. You are clearly the more intelligent person. It wasn't about your voice the whole video was a shitstorm of "LOLSORANDOMSCATHUMORLAWL".

"Change your sense of humor because as it stands you're barely bearing Carlos Mencia in the humor department." is that what you want?

[Remix]

Because trying to show who was smarter was what I was trying to do... ?

That's been you this entire time. Trying to beat down on me for not having an intelligent sense of humor and holding yourself up as someone with so much brains that you can't be bothered to use it for anything other than being a condescending bitch.

You're wasting your time and now you're wasting mine. Fuck off. I'll do the same.

[NeptuneKai]

Because trying to show who was smarter was what I was trying to do... ?

That's been you this entire time. Trying to beat down on me for not having an intelligent sense of humor and holding yourself up as someone with so much brains that you can't be bothered to use it for anything other than being a condescending bitch.

You're wasting your time and now you're wasting mine. Fuck off. I'll do the same.

And now you've been reduced to ad hominems well done.

My first post was saying your scat humor wasn't funny, my second post said the same thing, then you complained about how I wasn't giving enough specific criticisms so I said your sense of humor is awful why are you doing scat jokes? Do I need to spell it out anymore for you? What the fuck do you want? I never attacked you directly just your unfunny routine. So far you've called me a bitch, a fart and a grandma. Yeeeaaaaaahhh clearly you have a hard time doing any actual debating.

[Big Momma]

So...basically....you guys don't care if Mike locks this thread or not?