I have the drawing skills of a child (not a particularly bright one, either), so I usually Photoshop stuff. I'm great with Photoshop, but... looks like it's not installed on this computer! And so I had to use Paint, which I've never used before. To make up for this cop-out of an entry, I present an original story:
Just after Goku leaves for wherever-the-fuck at the end of GT, Bulma notices --gasp-- a grey hair. Realizing that no store is open this late and she'll have to wait until tomorrow to buy hair dye, she turns her GI-Joe-Satellite-Tank-Thing (man GT sucked) that helped Vegeta reach SSJ4 on herself. She thinks it will make her younger, and it does - as well as making her a SSJ3! Since Super Saiyan is just a power multiplier (isn't it? power levels confuse and bore me) this doesn't account for much. She's now able to bench press about 500 lbs, which isn't such a marketable life skill. Doing some digging, she discovers that the reason she's a SSJ at all is because he actual father was Future Trunks. Initially he set the wrong date and ended up at Capsule Corps about 17 years prior to the beginning of DB. A brief (pun intended) affair with Bulma's mom results in Bulma being half Saiyan. Thus, Bulma is her own grandmother and her mom is a gold-digging adulterous slut, which I've been saying all along.
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