Fan-Fiction - The Dragon Ball Show!

[theawesomepossum777]

Ep. 1: The outlaw, #17

Gotenks: OK! Here we go! This is our host, Mr.Piccolo!
Piccolo: Hello everyone! It’s a fine day in God’s Lookout. How are you doing?
*studio audience whoops and screams in answer*
P: Good, good… Anyways, on our first show, we have a guest! His full name is “Jinzoningen” 17, but we just call him #17. So, come on out, #17!
*17 gets on stage silently*
17: Don’t act like you don’t know me, Piccolo.
P: Yeah, whatever. So, what have you been doing after Cell was defeated?
17: The usual stuff, just on a smaller scale. I mean, who knows if you guys watch TV just in case I start a riot?
P: Oh yeah, I forgot about us not being able to sense your energy. Okay then, next question! What was your reaction when you found out the baldy and #18 got married?
17: First, I was all like “Gross, you did it with that bald guy?!” But then I got used it. It’s not like I visit her or whatever. So I can just pretend it never happened.
P: Well, it’s not like I would know about any of that mushy stuff. Well then, I think he has said his share. So let’s give a round of applause to # 17!
*17 leaves and the audience give their applause*
P: So, let’s start Family Feud between the Son family and the Kuririn Family.
*Piccolo moves to a new stage.*
P: So, on this corner we have the ever growing Son family! It consists of Son Goku, Chi-Chi, Son Gohan, and Son Goten.
Son Goku: Yo!
P: And on this corner, we have the afore-mentioned family of Kuririn, #18, Marron, and, for some reason, Muten Roshi.
Kuririn: Why did we bring Kame Sennin along?
P: Let it begin! Now, our first subject is the Kitchen. Try to name as many objects that belong in a Kitchen. Go!
Goku: Food!
P: That’s an obvious one.
K: Oil!
P: I guess that fits your family, but that sort of counts.
Gohan: Salt!
P: Yes!
Marron: Milk!
*Roshi laughs in a perverted manner*
P: That’s good too!
Goten: Candy!
P: Ding, ding, ding! The Son family wins the first round!
18: Kuririn! Don’t you dare let them win the next round!
K: Yes ma’m…..
P: Okay! The second round’s subject is a bathroom! You have to name objects that are in a bathroom. Go!
K: Piccolo, wouldn’t you be a bad judge on this subject? Anyway, a toilet!
P: Don’t question me! I mean, correct!
Chi-Chi: Toilet paper!
P: Correct!
Roshi: Nudie mags!
*an X mark appears on the screen*
R: Bullshit! Piccolo, you wouldn’t know anything about that!
P: My word is LAW. So, it’s incorrect.
*18 gives a cold stare to Roshi*
Goku: Bathtub!
P: Correct!
*18 is becoming desperate*
18: A Turkish towel!
P: That’s oddly specific, but since that was alliteration, you get two points. That means you win the second round! So, it’s a tie between the two families! Who will win the last round? Find out after the commercial break!
*commercial about Raditz’s Double Sundae Parlor*
P: And we’re back! It’s the last round! It all comes to this. It’s a little different this round. In this round you have to talk about an average day in your household. Let’s start with the Son family.
Goku: Well first, I wake up an’ wait till’ Chi-Chi makes some yummy food. After that, Gohan goes to school and I do my daily trainin’. Goten ends up playin’ with his toys all day ‘till Chi-Chi forces him and me to do chores for the evenin’. Gohan comes back from school and does his work in an hour at most. I wish he would do some training though… Chi-Chi makes some yummy food for the night, and we eat it. Chi-Chi and I go to our room to go to sleep, but Chi-Chi insists that we hav’ some “fun” tonight. I go to sleep and, for some reason, I’m completely naked in the next mornin’. So that’s an average day.
P: Interesting. So let’s see Kuririn’s story!
K: Well, okay. I wake up and see that Roshi is watching his daily “exercise” show. Then I make some scrambled eggs and rice for breakfest. 18 isn’t really the best cook in the world, so I taught myself some recipes. Then 18 and Marron wake up, so I start my daily separating of Roshi and 18. He can be really pervy… Then 18, Marron, and I go shopping. 18 then wants to buy tons of clothes, but I tell her we don’t have the money. Maybe I should start up my own dojo for a job… We go back home and eat dinner. 18, Marron, and I go to sleep. Nothing really interesting.
P: Well then. Let’s tally up the results! Drum roll please…
*drum roll*
P: And the winner is….. the Kuririn family!
K: All right!
P: This means you get the grand prize of 100,000 zeni!
*sigh of relief from #18*
Chi-Chi: Darn it Goku! You had to go in that much detail!
Goku: I don’t get what I did wrong…
P: Well that’s it folks! See you next time when we interview Frog Ginyu!

I hope I did well! There are a few inside jokes hidden in this. Can you find them? I'll do more if people like it.

[Yamucha-chan]

I didn't find the inside jokes

Anyway, this fanfic is really good and funny! I like the idea of a game show in the Dragon World. Please do more!

[theawesomepossum777]

I didn't find the inside jokes

Anyway, this fanfic is really good and funny! I like the idea of a game show in the Dragon World. Please do more!

Thank you! I might do more if I have time.

[Yamucha-chan]

I didn't find the inside jokes

Anyway, this fanfic is really good and funny! I like the idea of a game show in the Dragon World. Please do more!

Thank you! I might do more if I have time.

No worries. You're welcome, anyway

[DBZAOTA482]

I didn't find the inside jokes

Anyway, this fanfic is really good and funny! I like the idea of a game show in the Dragon World. Please do more!

I think referring to Goku 'fun' time joke as him not knowing what sex is (which I think it's a bit of an exaggeration on Goku's naive though), and Kame-shinnin's daily 'exercise' (masturbation).