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One could argue the Saiyans after pretty useless after Freeza, they seem to assist the villains more than defeat them.
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They still have an impact on the story, though.
The Monkey King wrote:It was actually Beerus disguised as Zarbon #StayWokeRandomGuy96 wrote:He's probably referring to the Bardock special. Zarbon was the one who first recommended destroying Planet Vegeta because the saiyans were rapidly growing in strength.dbgtFO wrote: Please elaborate as I do not know what you mean by "pushing Vegeta's destruction"
Herms wrote:The fact that the ridiculous power inflation is presented so earnestly makes me just roll my eyes and snicker. Like with Freeza, where he starts off over 10 times stronger than all his henchmen except Ginyu (because...well, just because), then we find out he can transform and get even more powerful, and then he reveals he can transform two more times, before finally coming out with the fact that he hasn't even been using anywhere near 50% of his power. Oh, and he can survive in the vacuum of space. All this stuff is just presented as the way Freeza is, without even an attempt at rationalizing it, yet the tone dictates we're supposed to take all this silly grasping at straws as thrilling danger. So I guess I don't really take the power inflation in the Boo arc seriously, but I don't take the power inflation in earlier arcs seriously either, so there's no net loss of seriousness. I think a silly story presented as serious is harder to accept than a silly story presented as silly.
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In that case, yeah I'd agree with you that's probably King Cold,
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Ox King. He does not do much and is a part of the main cast.
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Add "Loses his job", as we learned recently from Toriyama.penguintruth wrote:Yamucha:
- Loses to Goku
- Loses to Jackie Chun
- Loses to the Mummy
- Loses (badly) to Tenshinhan
- Loses to Tambourine
- Loses to Shen
- Loses to a Saibaman
- Loses to Artificial Human 20/Dr. Gero (never had a chance)
- Loses to a Cell Junior
- Loses Bulma to Vegeta
- Doesn't have the decency to go live in isolation after becoming irrelevant, like Tenshinhan and Chaozu did, despite being much weaker than them
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Superman is, and always has been, a symbol for truth, justice, and upstanding moral fortitude–a role model and leader as much as a fighter. The more down-to-earth Goku has no illusions about being responsible for maintaining social order, or for setting some kind of moral example for the entire world. Goku is simply a martial artist who’s devoted his life toward perfecting his fighting skills and other abilities. Though never shy about risking his life to save either one person or the entire world, he just doesn’t believe that the balance of the world rests in any way on his shoulders, and he has no need to shape any part of it in his image. Goku is an idealist, and believes that there is some good in everyone, but he is unconcerned with the big picture of the world…unless it has to do with some kind of fight. Politics, society, law and order don’t have much bearing on his life, but he’s a man who knows right from wrong.
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That's definitely true for the Boo Saga but in the Cell Saga, it wasn't quite as bad. None of the Saiyans were actively aiding the enemy other than Vegeta and there he was still an anti-hero. I mean, remember Future Trunks, the only rational character in the entire fucking series? Also, Vegeta was the only character who wasn't stricken with the case of the stupid in the Boo Saga.Kid Buu wrote:One could argue the Saiyans after pretty useless after Freeza, they seem to assist the villains more than defeat them.
Wow, sooner and later he's going to lose his life eventually...serious it's hanging by the thread.DBZGTKOSDH wrote:Add "Loses his job", as we learned recently from Toriyama.penguintruth wrote:Yamucha:
- Loses to Goku
- Loses to Jackie Chun
- Loses to the Mummy
- Loses (badly) to Tenshinhan
- Loses to Tambourine
- Loses to Shen
- Loses to a Saibaman
- Loses to Artificial Human 20/Dr. Gero (never had a chance)
- Loses to a Cell Junior
- Loses Bulma to Vegeta
- Doesn't have the decency to go live in isolation after becoming irrelevant, like Tenshinhan and Chaozu did, despite being much weaker than them
But without him there wouldn't be a Chi-Chi and Chi-Chi definitely wasn't useless.Godo wrote:Ox King. He does not do much and is a part of the main cast.
Anyways, I'd say Kaioshin. Not only was he useless but he managed to make matters worse by turning a simple situation into a complete mess (on top of being a serious whiner). I don't blame Vegeta for raging out since he had to listen to his whining.
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Hell, he even lost his life twice!DBZAOTA482 wrote:Wow, sooner and later he's going to lose his life eventually...serious it's hanging by the thread.DBZGTKOSDH wrote:Add "Loses his job", as we learned recently from Toriyama.penguintruth wrote:Yamucha:
- Loses to Goku
- Loses to Jackie Chun
- Loses to the Mummy
- Loses (badly) to Tenshinhan
- Loses to Tambourine
- Loses to Shen
- Loses to a Saibaman
- Loses to Artificial Human 20/Dr. Gero (never had a chance)
- Loses to a Cell Junior
- Loses Bulma to Vegeta
- Doesn't have the decency to go live in isolation after becoming irrelevant, like Tenshinhan and Chaozu did, despite being much weaker than them
James Teal (Animerica 1996) wrote:When you think about it, there are a number of similarities between the Chinese-inspired Son Goku and that most American of superhero icons, Superman. Both are aliens sent to Earth shortly after birth to escape the destruction of their homeworlds; both possess super-strength, flight, super-speed, heightened senses and the ability to cast energy blasts. But the crucial difference between them lies not only in how they view the world, but in how the world views them.
Superman is, and always has been, a symbol for truth, justice, and upstanding moral fortitude–a role model and leader as much as a fighter. The more down-to-earth Goku has no illusions about being responsible for maintaining social order, or for setting some kind of moral example for the entire world. Goku is simply a martial artist who’s devoted his life toward perfecting his fighting skills and other abilities. Though never shy about risking his life to save either one person or the entire world, he just doesn’t believe that the balance of the world rests in any way on his shoulders, and he has no need to shape any part of it in his image. Goku is an idealist, and believes that there is some good in everyone, but he is unconcerned with the big picture of the world…unless it has to do with some kind of fight. Politics, society, law and order don’t have much bearing on his life, but he’s a man who knows right from wrong.
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If we're talking about Z, I'm going to go with Chaozu. If DB...then no one...taking any character out of DB would ruin a few jokes. 
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The mess was almost entirely Vegeta's and Goku's fault. Kaioshin at least warned everyone about Buu, brought Gohan to the world of the kais, and saved Gohan from Fat Buu. Pretty sure he also did something useful with teleportation in the final battle too.Anyways, I'd say Kaioshin. Not only was he useless but he managed to make matters worse by turning a simple situation into a complete mess (on top of being a serious whiner). I don't blame Vegeta for raging out since he had to listen to his whining.
The Monkey King wrote:It was actually Beerus disguised as Zarbon #StayWokeRandomGuy96 wrote:He's probably referring to the Bardock special. Zarbon was the one who first recommended destroying Planet Vegeta because the saiyans were rapidly growing in strength.dbgtFO wrote: Please elaborate as I do not know what you mean by "pushing Vegeta's destruction"
Herms wrote:The fact that the ridiculous power inflation is presented so earnestly makes me just roll my eyes and snicker. Like with Freeza, where he starts off over 10 times stronger than all his henchmen except Ginyu (because...well, just because), then we find out he can transform and get even more powerful, and then he reveals he can transform two more times, before finally coming out with the fact that he hasn't even been using anywhere near 50% of his power. Oh, and he can survive in the vacuum of space. All this stuff is just presented as the way Freeza is, without even an attempt at rationalizing it, yet the tone dictates we're supposed to take all this silly grasping at straws as thrilling danger. So I guess I don't really take the power inflation in the Boo arc seriously, but I don't take the power inflation in earlier arcs seriously either, so there's no net loss of seriousness. I think a silly story presented as serious is harder to accept than a silly story presented as silly.
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Not as bad in the Cell arc, but still thereDBZAOTA482 wrote:That's definitely true for the Boo Saga but in the Cell Saga, it wasn't quite as bad. None of the Saiyans were actively aiding the enemy other than Vegeta and there he was still an anti-hero. I mean, remember Future Trunks, the only rational character in the entire fucking series? Also, Vegeta was the only character who wasn't stricken with the case of the stupid in the Boo Saga.Kid Buu wrote:One could argue the Saiyans after pretty useless after Freeza, they seem to assist the villains more than defeat them.
-Goku & Vegeta want the Androids to be activated
-Vegeta lets Cell become complete
-Goku give Cell a Senzu Bean
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Instantaneous Transmission is Kibito's technique not Kaioshin so basically all Kaioshin did was save Gohan's life from Majin Boo (which was his fault to begin with). Otherwise, he might as well have an M on his forehead and work for Babidi for the help he was. If he had allowed Gohan to fight off Spopovich and Yamu then allowed the Saiyans to blow Babidi's spaceship to kingdom come with only the risk of fighting a very weakened Majin Boo...none of that shit would have happened.RandomGuy96 wrote:The mess was almost entirely Vegeta's and Goku's fault. Kaioshin at least warned everyone about Buu, brought Gohan to the world of the kais, and saved Gohan from Fat Buu. Pretty sure he also did something useful with teleportation in the final battle too.Anyways, I'd say Kaioshin. Not only was he useless but he managed to make matters worse by turning a simple situation into a complete mess (on top of being a serious whiner). I don't blame Vegeta for raging out since he had to listen to his whining.
1. Fair point but Goku and Kuririn did raise some good counter-arguments there. Kuririn said they needed a common enemy to kindle a bond because It was uncertain if Vegeta or Piccolo may go off the handle and try to conquer/demolish the world. Not mention killing a weak human who oppose no immediate threat is morally wrong.Kid Buu wrote:Not as bad in the Cell arc, but still thereDBZAOTA482 wrote:That's definitely true for the Boo Saga but in the Cell Saga, it wasn't quite as bad. None of the Saiyans were actively aiding the enemy other than Vegeta and there he was still an anti-hero. I mean, remember Future Trunks, the only rational character in the entire fucking series? Also, Vegeta was the only character who wasn't stricken with the case of the stupid in the Boo Saga.Kid Buu wrote:One could argue the Saiyans after pretty useless after Freeza, they seem to assist the villains more than defeat them.
-Goku & Vegeta want the Androids to be activated
-Vegeta lets Cell become complete
-Goku give Cell a Senzu Bean
2. That's true.
3. That was part of the plan. Goku wanted Cell to push and provoke Gohan with total confidence. You know, to appeal to his Egotistical idea that he was perfect and unbeatable and have him do stupid shit to rile Gohan up, which he did,
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I always side eye the people who say "Now my kids/today's kids can experience what I did as a child!" Nigga, who gives a fuck about your childhood? You're an adult now and it was at least 15 years ago. Let the kids have their own experience instead of picking at a corpse.
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The Z sword thing was his idea though. Kibito wouldn't have let Gohan touch it. And if it weren't for him chucking the katchin at Gohan, then the Old Kaioshin would have remained stuck in the Z sword.DBZAOTA482 wrote:Instantaneous Transmission is Kibito's technique not Kaioshin so basically all Kaioshin did was save Gohan's life from Majin Boo (which was his fault to begin with). Otherwise, he might as well have an M on his forehead and work for Babidi for the help he was. If he had allowed Gohan to fight off Spopovich and Yamu then allowed the Saiyans to blow Babidi's spaceship to kingdom come with only the risk of fighting a very weakened Majin Boo...none of that shit would have happened.RandomGuy96 wrote:The mess was almost entirely Vegeta's and Goku's fault. Kaioshin at least warned everyone about Buu, brought Gohan to the world of the kais, and saved Gohan from Fat Buu. Pretty sure he also did something useful with teleportation in the final battle too.Anyways, I'd say Kaioshin. Not only was he useless but he managed to make matters worse by turning a simple situation into a complete mess (on top of being a serious whiner). I don't blame Vegeta for raging out since he had to listen to his whining.
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Fair enough, I agree their Cell Arc mistakes are a lot more rational than their Buu arc mistakes.DBZAOTA482 wrote: 1. Fair point but Goku and Kuririn did raise some good counter-arguments there. Kuririn said they needed a common enemy to kindle a bond because It was uncertain if Vegeta or Piccolo may go off the handle and try to conquer/demolish the world. Not mention killing a weak human who oppose no immediate threat is morally wrong.
2. That's true.
3. That was part of the plan. Goku wanted Cell to push and provoke Gohan with total confidence. You know, to appeal to his Egotistical idea that he was perfect and unbeatable and have him do stupid shit to rile Gohan up, which he did,
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This is going to come to a major shock I know. But not counting his episode of Bardock series. I'll say Bardock. Even if he hadn't tried to face Freeza. Planet Vegeta would have been destroyed and the series will continue to go on. Bardock's crew was more important then Bardock. Sorry but it's true. But if you count EOB then I'll have to say Bulma mother or Chaozu. I mean even if Chaozu was never there Tien would have died still. Just in a more brutal way ^_^
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You know, I never even considered him, but you have a really good point. Bardock never really influenced anything, and after he died, no one except Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria, and Raditz even knew who he was. He definitely never influenced Goku in any way.TheGmGoken wrote:This is going to come to a major shock I know. But not counting his episode of Bardock series. I'll say Bardock. Even if he hadn't tried to face Freeza. Planet Vegeta would have been destroyed and the series will continue to go on. Bardock's crew was more important then Bardock. Sorry but it's true. But if you count EOB then I'll have to say Bulma mother or Chaozu. I mean even if Chaozu was never there Tenshinhan would have died still. Just in a more brutal way ^_^![]()
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"If we don't count that time that Bardock had an impact on the story, then Bardock has no impact on the story".
And what are you talking about? Vegeta knew him. He had a mild distaste for him because he was just an average fighter.
And what are you talking about? Vegeta knew him. He had a mild distaste for him because he was just an average fighter.
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The Monkey King wrote:It was actually Beerus disguised as Zarbon #StayWokeRandomGuy96 wrote:He's probably referring to the Bardock special. Zarbon was the one who first recommended destroying Planet Vegeta because the saiyans were rapidly growing in strength.dbgtFO wrote: Please elaborate as I do not know what you mean by "pushing Vegeta's destruction"
Herms wrote:The fact that the ridiculous power inflation is presented so earnestly makes me just roll my eyes and snicker. Like with Freeza, where he starts off over 10 times stronger than all his henchmen except Ginyu (because...well, just because), then we find out he can transform and get even more powerful, and then he reveals he can transform two more times, before finally coming out with the fact that he hasn't even been using anywhere near 50% of his power. Oh, and he can survive in the vacuum of space. All this stuff is just presented as the way Freeza is, without even an attempt at rationalizing it, yet the tone dictates we're supposed to take all this silly grasping at straws as thrilling danger. So I guess I don't really take the power inflation in the Boo arc seriously, but I don't take the power inflation in earlier arcs seriously either, so there's no net loss of seriousness. I think a silly story presented as serious is harder to accept than a silly story presented as silly.
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Well, it depends on how you count Episode of Bardock. Bardock doesn't really affect anything if you don't consider EOB canon to the story.RandomGuy96 wrote:"If we don't count that time that Bardock had an impact on the story, then Bardock has no impact on the story".
The funny thing though, is Bardock was a pretty popular character even before EOB, and yet his actions didn't really contribute anything to the story.
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I honestly have no idea why Bardock is so popular, and it still amuses me to think that the legendary Super Saiyan is weaker than Freeza's second form.
The Monkey King wrote:It was actually Beerus disguised as Zarbon #StayWokeRandomGuy96 wrote:He's probably referring to the Bardock special. Zarbon was the one who first recommended destroying Planet Vegeta because the saiyans were rapidly growing in strength.dbgtFO wrote: Please elaborate as I do not know what you mean by "pushing Vegeta's destruction"
Herms wrote:The fact that the ridiculous power inflation is presented so earnestly makes me just roll my eyes and snicker. Like with Freeza, where he starts off over 10 times stronger than all his henchmen except Ginyu (because...well, just because), then we find out he can transform and get even more powerful, and then he reveals he can transform two more times, before finally coming out with the fact that he hasn't even been using anywhere near 50% of his power. Oh, and he can survive in the vacuum of space. All this stuff is just presented as the way Freeza is, without even an attempt at rationalizing it, yet the tone dictates we're supposed to take all this silly grasping at straws as thrilling danger. So I guess I don't really take the power inflation in the Boo arc seriously, but I don't take the power inflation in earlier arcs seriously either, so there's no net loss of seriousness. I think a silly story presented as serious is harder to accept than a silly story presented as silly.
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What's even more funny is that Freeza was so scarred over someone who beat Chilled but weaker then your second Form. Freeza was scarred of a weak person lol.RandomGuy96 wrote:I honestly have no idea why Bardock is so popular, and it still amuses me to think that the legendary Super Saiyan is weaker than Freeza's second form.
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I thought him being an average fighter was an ocean dub quote. I thought he was a low-class but had great power. Vegeta knowing Bardock doesn't impact the story. VEgeta didn't even mention him till a filler clip. And even that was just mostly Vegeta words to Goku. At most Bardock killed his own race counting EOB. Not counting EOB then......what did he do? Die?RandomGuy96 wrote:"If we don't count that time that Bardock had an impact on the story, then Bardock has no impact on the story".
And what are you talking about? Vegeta knew him. He had a mild distaste for him because he was just an average fighter.





