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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheOverlyMadHatter » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:50 am

So, not only does this guy think that Namco Bandai DEVELOPS all the DBZ games, but he thinks they are made in America. (Note his use of the term "jap")

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Hard to say... Some things that were unacceptable for TV are now perfectly okay, and stuff that was acceptable years ago is now frowned upon. Overprotective parents will always exist, though.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by DBZAOTA482 » Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:05 am

I can't believe Squidward is speaking such blasphemy. Also, I also can't believe he's even into Dragon Ball. It's seems like something he would dismiss as being childish dreck (maybe Spongebob coaxed him into it).
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheGmGoken » Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:08 am

DBZAOTA482 wrote:I can't believe Squidward is speaking such blasphemy. Also, I also can't believe he's even into Dragon Ball. It's seems like something he would dismiss as being childish dreck (maybe Spongebob coaxed him into it).
He was originally Zagon2 and his other active account is SSJGotenks2009.

Please don't make this a hate thread though. I understand at times he's a huge dumbass(In fact all the times) but please don't make mods close this thread.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by DragonBoxZTheMovies » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:13 pm

This-this thread. Why did I read it? It makes me sad. Then again, I did start a thread about Banned Members, soooooo... :lol:

I'm kinda glad I've stopped commenting on YouTube videos- partly because of the whole Google Plus thing. What next? Am I gonna have to sell my soul to Google before I can send an email? :roll:

*OK, there were a couple of paragraphs that I got rid of which contained rambling about me and my little Dragon Ball Z Kai arguments, so this post turned out a little shorter than it was going to be. Sorry, I was writing something that would've given this post some substance, but it ended up going no where. :oops: *

EDIT: I will add that it's important to realize that the people commenting on these videos are, y'know, real people that love the series like you and me- it gives perspective, I guess. Maybe that person thinks they're most knowledgeable DB fan on the playground, but when they share that "knowledge" on the internet they might come off as a right moron. Speaking from experience, when I first started typing comments on the internet, I didn't realize or think that there might be anything wrong (not in terms of facts, but rather with what I'm saying and the way I'm saying it) with what I was typing. For example, I remember once back in 2008, I wrote up a YouTube comment regarding, of course, a strength debate involving Kaioshin. And I remember, the response I got was something to the effect of, "Shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about." That took me completely off guard, I didn't think I'd typed anything to warrant a response like that. :? Another example; I was talking to this guy at school who was complaining about Goku's Japanese voice. This is the same sort of person I used to have a rage at online, but I wasn't about to "Shut the fuck up, you don't know Goku's character" in real life and to his face, because he was still a fellow fan of the series that I knew personally.

Once again, sorry. I feel like I have a lot to say, but it all comes out as a mess of words...maybe I should get out of bed now (pretty sure I even contradicted myself a couple of times). :P

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheGmGoken » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:13 pm

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If you mean the original Kikuchi score for Kai, then perhaops it's a matter of opinion. But if you mean the original Yamamoto... Since it's impossible to tell Yamamoto's tracks apart you're outta yo mind. :3
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by RandomGuy96 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:14 am

Here's a surprisingly common one:

"Man, Gohan's such an idiot. Why didn't he go Super Saiyan when Buu was beating him up?".
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheAldella » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:29 am

RandomGuy96 wrote:Here's a surprisingly common one:

"Man, Gohan's such an idiot. Why didn't he go Super Saiyan when Buu was beating him up?".
Relating, and fun to hear is "Gohan cannot go Super Saiyan." xD
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by rereboy » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:10 am

TheAldella wrote:
RandomGuy96 wrote:Here's a surprisingly common one:

"Man, Gohan's such an idiot. Why didn't he go Super Saiyan when Buu was beating him up?".
Relating, and fun to hear is "Gohan cannot go Super Saiyan." xD
And he can't. When Kaioshin was done with the ritual he told Gohan to power up like he does when he wants to go SSJ. He did, but he didn't go SSJ, he just released his power without changing his appearance. Therefore, if when he tries to go SSJ, he actually just releases his power instead, he pretty much can't go SSJ anymore.

You may have another interpretation but this one is far from dumb or funny.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheAldella » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:22 pm

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RandomGuy96 wrote:Here's a surprisingly common one:

"Man, Gohan's such an idiot. Why didn't he go Super Saiyan when Buu was beating him up?".
Relating, and fun to hear is "Gohan cannot go Super Saiyan." xD
And he can't. When Kaioshin was done with the ritual he told Gohan to power up like he does when he wants to go SSJ. He did, but he didn't go SSJ, he just released his power without changing his appearance. Therefore, if when he tries to go SSJ, he actually just releases his power instead, he pretty much can't go SSJ anymore.

You may have another interpretation but this one is far from dumb or funny.
I see. That's one of the whole "Never have read the manga" thing, as I'm waiting to finish the 23rd Tenkaichi and on the Full-colour set. I always just viewed it Infinite World/Budokai 3 Style. I thought it was just a transformation beyond SS2 instead; I mean, it sure makes a lot more sense as to why he did it in GT and BoG. :u
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by rereboy » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:19 pm

TheAldella wrote: I see. That's one of the whole "Never have read the manga" thing, as I'm waiting to finish the 23rd Tenkaichi and on the Full-colour set. I always just viewed it Infinite World/Budokai 3 Style. I thought it was just a transformation beyond SS2 instead; I mean, it sure makes a lot more sense as to why he did it in GT and BoG. :u
He did it in GT and BOG because Toei sucks. I mean, if they really want to have Gohan as a SSJ, then at least explain it. For example, all they would have to do would be make one of the characters state the Old Kaioshin told them once that his ritual wears off over time. See? Problem instantly solved. In fact, with that explanation, Goku could even be stronger than Gohan without SSJG, which is something highly convenient for them since they always want to have Goku as the main character and as long as Gohan is supposedly stronger than him, there's always things that don't fit very well. They could solve all that in just a couple of sentences and in a few seconds. But do they? Nope.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by thatdbzguy » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:38 pm

Found this on Youtube.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Kamiccolo9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:41 pm

thatdbzguy wrote:Found this on Youtube.
Cell>Buu, it is a fact. Broly is the most retarded villain ever designed and Freeza was a closet homosexual. Cell should be the final boss not Buu, yes I'm mad and butthurt but it's true. Look at it logically, Cell=Goku+Vegeta+Piccolo+other Z fighters+Freeza and Cold. Vegito=Goku+Vegeta. Obviously Cell>Vegito>Super Buu. It makes no sense that Cell lost to SSJ2 Gohan. That plot armor was too strong.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

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ringworm128 wrote:I hope the "kids can't handle anything even slightly mature" and "oh no little billy and suzie will be corrupted if they see a persons behind or hear a mild swear word" mentality will eventually die out.
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Post by dbzfan7 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:52 pm

RandomGuy96 wrote:Here's a surprisingly common one:

"Man, Gohan's such an idiot. Why didn't he go Super Saiyan when Buu was beating him up?".
Some people actually answered. "If Gohan went Super Saiyan, the earth would blow up, so he didn't"
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Saiga » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:56 pm

I've heard of that rumour. It's cool in an incredibly cheesy way. Shit though, that'd make him stronger than Vegetto.

Certainly better than saying he could go Super Saiyan, but didn't because he didn't have an opportunity to do so.
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Post by Dbzfan94 » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:36 pm

People who say you're not a "true fan" if you prefer a certain version (whether it be the Japanese, English, etc)

Also I remember seeing someone say that the reason Freeza and Cell kept their bodies, but Vegeta didn't is because, "Goku is pure good, and Freeza is pure evil that's why they kept their bodies. Vegeta isn't good or evil so he didn't keep his."

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Dbzfan94 wrote:People who say you're not a "true fan" if you prefer a certain version (whether it be the Japanese, English, etc)
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Roland_ELoG » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:12 pm

Dbzfan94 wrote:People who say you're not a "true fan" if you prefer a certain version (whether it be the Japanese, English, etc)

Also I remember seeing someone say that the reason Freeza and Cell kept their bodies, but Vegeta didn't is because, "Goku is pure good, and Freeza is pure evil that's why they kept their bodies. Vegeta isn't good or evil so he didn't keep his."
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Post by Dbzfan94 » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:48 pm

Just recently saw something that this kid said on YouTube, that might be might be the stupidest thing I've ever read. the person said

"Funimation helped Akira Toriyama make Dragon Ball back in 1995. He stepped down and let Funimation make the anime."
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Post by JEFFMAN219 » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:55 pm

:mrgreen: A lot of dbz fans on youtube say that the actors in dbz kai sound like they are trying to hard. Lool what the fuck I'm starting to think that a lot of dbz fans on youtube are idiots and this is coming from a dub fan.
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