Forgot about another one I had which has the "20th Century" blurb.
Chuquita wrote:So entertaining to find out there's multiple word-salads. X3 Very neat.
I've definitely seen the "It had passed for 5 years" one on stuff before (I think it ends with something like 'Laditz, who had a strong tail' or something to that effect) but never seen the 20th, Cell, or "son of the Sons" you mentioned until now. That Cell one reads so amazingly-parody-like, I can only imagine what illustrations accompanied it. Thank you for sharing these.
Ha ha. My pleasure.
The Cell one was on mostly lots of Cell Games-related images (of which there were metric shit-tons in general throughout the mid-90s). The poster I had was of Perfect Cell and the Z Senshi all standing together in front of the Cell Games arena.
The full version of the one you were thinking of goes like (mind you every spelling and punctuation error you see here are me faithfully recreating verbatim what appears on the images):
"It had passed for 5 years since the awful and terrible battle of Tenkaichi Budokai The world had acquired the extreme peace. Obviously Gokou and Chichi of his dearest wife had given a birth to the son named Songohan before 5 years and it had received a call from the calm and peaceful daily life. Such peace was fragilely gone to pieces due to the sudden appearance of the mystery man Raditz who had a strong tail"
Don't know about any of you, but "Extreme peace" and "Such peace was fragilely gone to pieces" are the highlights for me. Fragilely.
Another one goes:
"Approximately one year has gone by since Freeza and Gokou had engaged in a life-or-death battle on Namekku Planet. A spaceship manned by unknown crew and endowed with a gigantic 'spiritual power' landed on earth."
Another one:
"Gohan went to a high school in Satan City. He took part in the Tenkaichi Martial Arts Meet together with his classmate Videl, his younger brother Goten, and his friends. It was the first meet in many years. Gohan participated in the Tenkaichi Martial Arts Meet by transforming himself into a great saiyaman to as not reveal his identify as a Saiyan. Satan City was named after Mr. Satan, who was believed to be the savior of the earth and lived in the city. Gokou and Gohan, though, had really saved the earth."
And yet another:
"Gohan continues his training to master the Z Sword in Kaioshin Kai under the watchful eyes of Kaioshin and Kibito. Gokou, his days on earth numbered, bequeathed his art to the warrior hopes for the future, Goten and Trunks. That art is fusion."
There's another great one for the early Jinzoningen/Trunks arriving portion of the story, but its lost on me at the moment.
"There's more power here than there ever was before, for sure." wasn't on too many of them I don't think (maybe just the one I have up on the blog).
Also
"Fighter of indomitable strength. Stand and duel with evil! Unite as one to beat the enemy!" was on a whooooole LOT of them (and is also kinda genuinely cool).
Bear in mind that dealing with mangled engrish like this on the regular went way, waaaaaaay far beyond simply Dragon Ball: it was a common theme among wider anime (and uh, Hong Kong cinema) fandom throughout the late 80s and most of the 90s. As frustrating as it could sometimes be, it also was at times as much a part of the fun as anything else, and responsible for a number of fandom in-jokes and I guess what you might call prototypical "memes".
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Kunzait's Wuxia Thread
Journey to the West, chapter 26 wrote:The strong man will meet someone stronger still:
Come to naught at last he surely will!
Zephyr wrote:And that's to say nothing of how pretty much impossible it is to capture what made the original run of the series so great. I'm in the generation of fans that started with Toonami, so I totally empathize with the feeling of having "missed the party", experiencing disappointment, and wanting to experience it myself. But I can't, that's how life is. Time is a bitch. The party is over. Kageyama, Kikuchi, and Maeda are off the sauce now; Yanami almost OD'd; Yamamoto got arrested; Toriyama's not going to light trash cans on fire and hang from the chandelier anymore. We can't get the band back together, and even if we could, everyone's either old, in poor health, or calmed way the fuck down. Best we're going to get, and are getting, is a party that's almost entirely devoid of the magic that made the original one so awesome that we even want more.
Kamiccolo9 wrote:It grinds my gears that people get "outraged" over any of this stuff. It's a fucking cartoon. If you are that determined to be angry about something, get off the internet and make a stand for something that actually matters.
Rocketman wrote:"Shonen" basically means "stupid sentimental shit" anyway, so it's ok to be anti-shonen.