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Post by dbzfan7 » Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:47 am

kazamino wrote:I laughed... didn't imply anyone else would. But at any rate I guess I should withdraw my comments, I apologize again if I have done anything unwelcome here. I will remove the link if it is that problematic.

I do still await your opinions on the quality of said person's work however...
Well the phrasing kind of seemed like you're saying they're pathetic for doing this.

Well I'd need to get a read...which I'm not sure I'd be interested in since if it's bad, then there's not much to discuss since bad fanfics are the norm.

Speaking of my own experience I recall someone called Vegetwo who may have been Vegeta's lost brother. Apparently he said he has beaten Gogeta when he was a kid...something like that. It's been years since I recall as I never looked back at it.
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:26 pm

Actually, Kazamino, could you actually explain what you find about this person's fics? I really dont want to be reading huge chunks of text to get what's wrong with a fanfic. Please elaborate without links please.

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Post by DBZfan29 » Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:08 pm

In elementary school, I wrote a short story about Goku dressing up as Freeza for Halloween, Vegeta seeing him and freaking out (because he thinks it's Freeza), the two of them fighting, Goku throwing a jelly bean to Vegeta thinking it's senzu, and then Vegeta passing out from eating the candy. :lol:
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Post by MediaFanGirl93 » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:57 pm

DBZfan29 wrote:In elementary school, I wrote a short story about Goku dressing up as Freeza for Halloween, Vegeta seeing him and freaking out (because he thinks it's Freeza), the two of them fighting, Goku throwing a jelly bean to Vegeta thinking it's senzu, and then Vegeta passing out from eating the candy. :lol:
I don't really consider this ridiculous. I found it funny.

Anyway, the most ridiculous fic I have come across was when Gohan and Chi-Chi's house burned down one day and they were forced to move to the Kame house. I don't want to go into details on how disgusting it is, so you guys will have to read it yourselves.

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Post by Kakacarrottop » Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:53 pm

MediaFanGirl93 wrote:I always found the whole Trunks/Pan thing creepy because it supports pedophilia. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's deadass wrong and I wish said fics were banned.
How old is Trunks? Barely out of his teens? I've never heard of a teenager/young early 20s man being labeled a "pedophile". Plus Pan looks and acts a lot older than 10 (in GT at least) and has a real tomboy personality, in contrast to Trunks' girly mama's boy personality, so Trunks x Pan doesn't seem all that creepy to me at least.
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:53 pm

If you ware 18 and the girl you want to fuck is lower than 16 you are a pedophile. Sorry.

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Post by Valerius Dover » Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:57 pm

It's usually their GT incarnations that are paired off, and if I'm not misunderstood, Pan is 14 and Trunks is 28. :sick:
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Post by Kakacarrottop » Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:05 pm

Cure Dragon 255 wrote:If you ware 18 and the girl you want to fuck is lower than 16 you are a pedophile. Sorry.
And if you "ware" 16 and the girl was 18 then the girl wouldn't be a pedophile, but rather a 'cougar' by the western media's standards. Double standard much?
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:24 pm

No. SHE TOO would be a pedophile. Being a Cougar doesnt excuse pedophilia. A Cougar can fuck any guy she wants as long as they are older than sixteen.

Also I wanted to correct the ware before I posted.

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Post by UltimateHammerBro » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:14 pm

Cure Dragon 255 wrote:If you ware 18 and the girl you want to fuck is lower than 16 you are a pedophile. Sorry.
I'm not sure, but I think that the age for mutual consent varies between countries, so the situation may not be considered pedophilia everywhere.
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:31 pm

That's why I didnt say 18. 16 is the most reasonable barrier.

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Post by Kamiccolo9 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:51 pm

Cure Dragon 255 wrote:If you ware 18 and the girl you want to fuck is lower than 16 you are a pedophile. Sorry.
And if the guy had been dating the girl and had a sexual relationship with her before he turned 18? Why don't you actually take a huge step back and actually consider the possibilities of what could be going on, before painting everyone with the same broad strokes.
Cure Dragon 255 wrote:That's why I didnt say 18. 16 is the most reasonable barrier.
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Cure Dragon 255 wrote:If you ware 18 and the girl you want to fuck is lower than 16 you are a pedophile. Sorry.
I'm not sure, but I think that the age for mutual consent varies between countries, so the situation may not be considered pedophilia everywhere.
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Post by Eire » Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:55 pm

Well, you are mixing terms. What you are talking about is age of consent- the border under which every intercourse is considered illegal. It varies from 13 to 18.
Paedophilia is a disorder defined as sexual attraction to prepubertal children (usually defined by "under 13" and "at least 5 years younger") in person at least 16 years old- that's good o'l ICD-10, because DSM as usual overcomplicated matters.

But regarding situation here... I would have problem if the fic is superficially set during GT (to be fair it's easy to forget that Pan is 10, judging from her behaviour and clothes I would add her 4-5 years). Most of the stories state that it takes place when they are older.
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Post by NitroEX » Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:03 pm

I remember reading that Japan's age of consent was/is lower than the average age around the world. Google says it's 13 apparently so Japan doesn't seem to take great offense of things like this compared to countries of the west.

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Post by UltimateHammerBro » Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:47 pm

Eire wrote:Well, you are mixing terms. What you are talking about is age of consent- the border under which every intercourse is considered illegal. It varies from 13 to 18.
Paedophilia is a disorder defined as sexual attraction to prepubertal children (usually defined by "under 13" and "at least 5 years younger") in person at least 16 years old- that's good o'l ICD-10, because DSM as usual overcomplicated matters.
You're right. Cure Dragon 255 and I referred to different things: he did refer to the disorder (as in "you're a paedophile or not"), while I thought about the situations in which a paedophile could be prosecuted.
I agree with Kamiccolo9 too: I know a case identical to the situation he has explained, and some people even threatened to call the police.
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:09 pm

Actually, Ultimate Hammer Bro is right. There are places where its lower. I think its okay as long as it complies to any given region's statutes. HOWEVER, break THOSE rules and I will have no problem calling the hypothetical person a pedophile, REGARDLESS of gender.

Also, no. Ultimate Hammer Bro. I did mean that it was okay to send said pedophile to jail. I know there's communities where the age of consent is lower and I now admit that its okay AS LONG as you follow the given laws of any given region you are fine in my book.

Also, Kamiccollo, can you please elaborate on your hypothetical "The guy/girl turned 18 but they were seeing the minor before said birthday took place"? The implications you are giving off disturb me and I dont want to say anything without all the evidence.

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Post by The Iron Fjord » Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:18 pm

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Post by Kakacarrottop » Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:22 pm

Cure Dragon 255 wrote:Actually, Ultimate Hammer Bro is right. There are places where its lower. I think its okay as long as it complies to any given region's statutes. HOWEVER, break THOSE rules and I will have no problem calling the hypothetical person a pedophile, REGARDLESS of gender.

Also, no. Ultimate Hammer Bro. I did mean that it was okay to send said pedophile to jail. I know there's communities where the age of consent is lower and I now admit that its okay AS LONG as you follow the given laws of any given region you are fine in my book.

Also, Kamiccollo, can you please elaborate on your hypothetical "The guy/girl turned 18 but they were seeing the minor before said birthday took place"? The implications you are giving off disturb me and I dont want to say anything without all the evidence.
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Post by Kamiccolo9 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:29 pm

Cure Dragon 255 wrote: Also, Kamiccollo, can you please elaborate on your hypothetical "The guy/girl turned 18 but they were seeing the minor before said birthday took place"? The implications you are giving off disturb me and I dont want to say anything without all the evidence.
As in, a 15 and a 17 year old are dating, and are engaged in a sexual relationship, then the 17 year old turns 18. Which is extremely common, given how High School is setup, at least in the U.S.
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:36 pm

If they were having sex BEFORE the whole turning 18 shebang? No prob! It would be puritanical to deny and forbid minors from having sex. However if S/He turns 18 they only need to wait for the other part to turn 16,its easy peasy. If the minor partner is younger than that... They should separate. Sorry.

I know I'm being a moral guardian and the Statutory Rape Laws have screwed up the lives of many upstanding people, like a 20 year old guy who thought his partner was 18 years old (She was 13). His life was ruined after that and he wouldnt have done it had he known. However, if you DO break the very explicit and clear laws that forbid adults from having sex with minors then you have no one to blame but yourself and you must go to jail.

Oh and I DO apologize for trying to limit your FREE SPEECH. There! Now we are even.

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