The All-Purpose "Versus" Thread

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Re: The All-Purpose "Versus" Thread

Post by ZazamPow » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:25 pm

Kaboom wrote:But even if he were, we already know he's even weaker than Raditz. King Vegeta COULD have defeated him.
We know that King Yemma overpowered Raditz when he came to the afterlife, and then Kami said that King Kai is much stronger than Yemma. King Kai said that he was weaker than Nappa and Vegeta, but he didn't say anything about Raditz.
Kamiccolo9 wrote:I swear, the Gohan fanboys won't be happy unless he just bends over and farts all of Freeza's men into the sun.
fadeddreams5 wrote: Honestly, this would only make me slightly satisfied. To make me happy, he'd also have to grab Freeza by the tail, drag him to the nearest toilet, and give him swirlies until he submits and calls him "daddy."

Gohan deserves it.

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Post by Sandubadear » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:36 pm

The Kaio of the North, a.k.a. "King Kai," isn't actually a king of anything. Stupid dub-terms fail yet again. But even if he were, we already know he's even weaker than Raditz. King Vegeta COULD have defeated him.
Kaiō (界王) means "King of the World". The "ō" (王) means king so yeah he is a king.
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Re: The All-Purpose "Versus" Thread

Post by SSJ2FutureGohan » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:42 pm

Kibitoshin vs. South Kaioshin?

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Post by ZazamPow » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:46 pm

SSJ2FutureGohan wrote:Kibitoshin vs. South Kaioshin?
In the anime, Kid Buu was actually having a hard time with South Kaioshin and needed to absorb him. So the anime version should stomp, as far as I know the manga version has no feats because his fight with Buu was never shown, it's just stated that he was absorbed.
Kamiccolo9 wrote:I swear, the Gohan fanboys won't be happy unless he just bends over and farts all of Freeza's men into the sun.
fadeddreams5 wrote: Honestly, this would only make me slightly satisfied. To make me happy, he'd also have to grab Freeza by the tail, drag him to the nearest toilet, and give him swirlies until he submits and calls him "daddy."

Gohan deserves it.

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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:03 pm

SSJ2FutureGohan wrote:Kibitoshin vs. South Kaioshin?
I know for sure South Kaioshin in the anime would beat that pussy Kibitoshin like a drum.
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DBZGTKOSDH wrote:... Haven't we already gotten these in GT? Goku dies, the DBs go away, and the Namekian DBs most likely won't be used again because of the Evil Dragons.
Goku didn't die in GT. The show sucked him off so much, it was impossible to keep him in the world of the living, so he ascended beyond mortality.
jjgp1112 wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:31 am I'm just about done with the concept of reboots and making shows that were products of their time and impactful "new and sexy" and in line with modern tastes and sensibilities. Let stuff stay in their era and give today's kids their own shit to watch.

I always side eye the people who say "Now my kids/today's kids can experience what I did as a child!" Nigga, who gives a fuck about your childhood? You're an adult now and it was at least 15 years ago. Let the kids have their own experience instead of picking at a corpse.

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Re: The All-Purpose "Versus" Thread

Post by Kaboom » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:06 pm

fadeddreams5 wrote:Is he really weaker than Raditz though? Okay, here dub confused since there's that part Emma says he defeated Raditz, and it's implied King Kai is stronger. That, and he knows Kaio Ken, presumably, so I figured he'd can beat King Vegeta. =P
ZazamPow wrote:We know that King Yemma overpowered Raditz when he came to the afterlife, and then Kami said that King Kai is much stronger than Yemma. King Kai said that he was weaker than Nappa and Vegeta, but he didn't say anything about Raditz.
Whoopsy-daisy. My bad, I meant to say Nappa. Fixed it now.
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Re: The All-Purpose "Versus" Thread

Post by ZazamPow » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:24 pm

Oolong vs Super Vegetto who wins
Kamiccolo9 wrote:I swear, the Gohan fanboys won't be happy unless he just bends over and farts all of Freeza's men into the sun.
fadeddreams5 wrote: Honestly, this would only make me slightly satisfied. To make me happy, he'd also have to grab Freeza by the tail, drag him to the nearest toilet, and give him swirlies until he submits and calls him "daddy."

Gohan deserves it.

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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:32 pm

ZazamPow wrote:Oolong vs Super Vegetto who wins
You stupid or something? Everyone knows Oolong would win.

Naaaww!! Really, it's Super Vegetto. Oolong would take the world's biggest shit and piss in his trousers at Vegetto's very presence. Super or not.
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DBZGTKOSDH wrote:... Haven't we already gotten these in GT? Goku dies, the DBs go away, and the Namekian DBs most likely won't be used again because of the Evil Dragons.
Goku didn't die in GT. The show sucked him off so much, it was impossible to keep him in the world of the living, so he ascended beyond mortality.
jjgp1112 wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:31 am I'm just about done with the concept of reboots and making shows that were products of their time and impactful "new and sexy" and in line with modern tastes and sensibilities. Let stuff stay in their era and give today's kids their own shit to watch.

I always side eye the people who say "Now my kids/today's kids can experience what I did as a child!" Nigga, who gives a fuck about your childhood? You're an adult now and it was at least 15 years ago. Let the kids have their own experience instead of picking at a corpse.

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Post by fadeddreams5 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:32 pm

ZazamPow wrote:Oolong vs Super Vegetto who wins
Oolong because Super Vegetto turns out to be Puar.
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Post by Sandubadear » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:34 pm

ZazamPow wrote:Oolong vs Super Vegetto who wins
Oolong transforms into Beerus and Vegito shits himself.
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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:38 pm

Beerus vs. Chuck Norris

How 'bout that?
fadeddreams5 wrote:
DBZGTKOSDH wrote:... Haven't we already gotten these in GT? Goku dies, the DBs go away, and the Namekian DBs most likely won't be used again because of the Evil Dragons.
Goku didn't die in GT. The show sucked him off so much, it was impossible to keep him in the world of the living, so he ascended beyond mortality.
jjgp1112 wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:31 am I'm just about done with the concept of reboots and making shows that were products of their time and impactful "new and sexy" and in line with modern tastes and sensibilities. Let stuff stay in their era and give today's kids their own shit to watch.

I always side eye the people who say "Now my kids/today's kids can experience what I did as a child!" Nigga, who gives a fuck about your childhood? You're an adult now and it was at least 15 years ago. Let the kids have their own experience instead of picking at a corpse.

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Post by Rocketman » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:40 pm

DBZAOTA482 wrote:Beerus vs. Chuck Norris

How 'bout that?
Vegetto smashes their faces together.

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Post by fadeddreams5 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:42 pm

I don't think Chuck Norris beats Mr. Satan, tbh.
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Post by ZazamPow » Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:03 pm

Rocketman wrote:
DBZAOTA482 wrote:Beerus vs. Chuck Norris

How 'bout that?
Vegetto smashes their faces together.
You wish.
Kamiccolo9 wrote:I swear, the Gohan fanboys won't be happy unless he just bends over and farts all of Freeza's men into the sun.
fadeddreams5 wrote: Honestly, this would only make me slightly satisfied. To make me happy, he'd also have to grab Freeza by the tail, drag him to the nearest toilet, and give him swirlies until he submits and calls him "daddy."

Gohan deserves it.

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Post by Pantalones » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:19 am

Vegetto smashes their faces together.
...and as a result Chuck Norris dies instantly, so Beerus wins!

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Post by Angelus » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:36 am

Kaboom wrote:Holy crap on a stick, that was a record-breaking long post. Eventually I started considering it a personal test of endurance.
Hahaha! And your answers are well appreciated by not only me. 8)
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It may have something to do with me being active again. XD
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Post by RandomGuy96 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:40 am

ZazamPow wrote:Oolong vs Super Vegetto who wins
Oolong turns into a can of bad air and sprays Vegetto. Oolong wins.
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dbgtFO wrote: Please elaborate as I do not know what you mean by "pushing Vegeta's destruction"
He's probably referring to the Bardock special. Zarbon was the one who first recommended destroying Planet Vegeta because the saiyans were rapidly growing in strength.
It was actually Beerus disguised as Zarbon #StayWoke
Herms wrote:The fact that the ridiculous power inflation is presented so earnestly makes me just roll my eyes and snicker. Like with Freeza, where he starts off over 10 times stronger than all his henchmen except Ginyu (because...well, just because), then we find out he can transform and get even more powerful, and then he reveals he can transform two more times, before finally coming out with the fact that he hasn't even been using anywhere near 50% of his power. Oh, and he can survive in the vacuum of space. All this stuff is just presented as the way Freeza is, without even an attempt at rationalizing it, yet the tone dictates we're supposed to take all this silly grasping at straws as thrilling danger. So I guess I don't really take the power inflation in the Boo arc seriously, but I don't take the power inflation in earlier arcs seriously either, so there's no net loss of seriousness. I think a silly story presented as serious is harder to accept than a silly story presented as silly.

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Post by Angelus » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:00 am

SSJ2FutureGohan wrote:Kibitoshin vs. South Kaioshin?
Anime South Kaioshin. He actally held his own against Kid Buu while Elder Kai said that Kibitoshin wouldn't be of much help against Kid Buu.

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Post by ZazamPow » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:34 am

RandomGuy96 wrote:
ZazamPow wrote:Oolong vs Super Vegetto who wins
Oolong turns into a can of bad air and sprays Vegetto. Oolong wins.
lmao
Kamiccolo9 wrote:I swear, the Gohan fanboys won't be happy unless he just bends over and farts all of Freeza's men into the sun.
fadeddreams5 wrote: Honestly, this would only make me slightly satisfied. To make me happy, he'd also have to grab Freeza by the tail, drag him to the nearest toilet, and give him swirlies until he submits and calls him "daddy."

Gohan deserves it.

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Post by Angelus » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:38 am

ekrolo2 wrote:End of GT Piccolo VS Perfect Cell.
This already happened in GT. Piccolo disciplined both SPC and Frieza.

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