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Post your best/cheesiest DB Jokes.

Post by MarCas92 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:56 pm

I like to laugh. Post your best.

Here are some of mine I made up a few years back:

Why was Nappa arrested when he was younger? Because he was a Kid Nappa!
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Post by Baggie_Saiyan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:03 pm

Knock, Knock!
*Who's there*
Buu.
*Buu who?*
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Post by Kamiccolo9 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:09 pm

The one that made me laugh the hardest was in the dub.
"Me Buu. Kill you!"
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Post by Captain Sauza » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:38 pm

Why did Dr. Gero never lose his phone signal?

Because he had a Perfect Cell.
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Post by MarCas92 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:39 pm

Captain Sauza wrote:Why did Dr. Gero never lose his phone signal?

Because he had a Perfect Cell.
10/10. Top kek.
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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:58 pm

Captain Sauza wrote:Why did Dr. Gero never lose his phone signal?

Because he had a Perfect Cell.
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Post by Dyno » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:06 pm

Don't know any in English, and there is one in brazilian dub... The title for episode 234 of Dragon Ball Z is "Vou te comer", which stands for "I'll eat you". But when you say "vou te comer" it has another meaning as well... In malicious minds it means "I'll fuck you". Now imagine the narrator saying "I'll fuck you"... As bizarre as funny. :roll:
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Post by RandomGuy96 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:06 pm

Really lame and/or old ones:

Why did Freeza, according to his voice actor, have a "complex" towards his family? Because his brother was Cooler.

How do you scare Kaioshin? Sneak up on him, jump out, and yell "Boo!".

Why did Freeza burn his cake? Because someone told him to take it out of the oven in five more minutes.

Why did Cell confuse Yamcha for an android? He couldn't sense any ki from him.

Why did Yamcha never learn the Kaio-ken? Because it would make him weaker. A negative times a positive is still a negative.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes him 20 episodes to do it.
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Post by NitroEX » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:18 pm

What do you get when you fuse together a Bulma and a Chichi?

A Bichi
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Post by Big Momma » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:32 pm

Stop with the jokes, guys.


You're Krillin me.
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Post by Lord Beerus » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:27 pm

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Dragon Ball Kai? One. And it takes them half an episode to do it.
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Post by jamiljamtheman » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:03 pm

Lord of the Rings Trilogy reviewed by Goku and Frieza:

"It was alright, but all those animals made me hungry" -Goku

"Best 5 minutes of my life!" -Frieza
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Post by Polyphase Avatron » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:01 am

Vegeta wants to train on King Kai's planet, so he has to tell a joke.

Vegeta: Knock knock

King Kai: Who's there?

Vegeta: I'm a Saiyan

King Kai: I'm a Saiyan who?

Vegeta: I'm a-sayin' you better let me train here or I'll kill you!
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Post by FortuneSSJ » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:56 pm

Goku: Vegeta, this is ssj3.
Vegeta: I don't get it...
Goku: Exactly.
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Post by The Desert Bandit » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:02 pm

Why was Frieza abused by his father?

Because he was Cold.
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Post by the_abberration » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:44 pm

Q: Why didn’t Gohan celebrate his birthday yesterday?
A: It was forGoten.

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Chi Chi: Why is that?
Bulma: Vegeta brought Trunks.

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Post by Tanooki Kuribo » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:01 pm

Why couldn't Krillin join an online dating site? Cause he wasn't over 18.
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Post by The Desert Bandit » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:43 pm

Tanooki Kuribo wrote:Why couldn't Krillin join an online dating site? Cause he wasn't over 18.
Okay, I'm not going to lie, this one made me laugh.
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Post by Faustus » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:04 am

Tanooki Kuribo wrote:Why couldn't Krillin join an online dating site? Cause he wasn't over 18.
Yeah, he was under her is where he was.
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Post by ShadowDude112 » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:55 am

I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me.
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