Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

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Re: Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

Post by bkev » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:15 am

Ouch... I understand his humor isn't everyone's cup of tea (usually it isn't mine), but that's harsh. Especially when he has an account here.
[quote="Brakus"]For all the flack that FUNimation gets on this forum for their quote about DBZ, there's some modicum of truth to it: a 9-year-old is born every day. Or in some cases, "reborn". DBZ may be a kids' show, but it's been so close to so many hearts all over Japan, America, and quite possibly, even the world.[/quote]
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Post by Piccolo Daimaoh » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:31 am

bkev wrote:Ouch... I understand his humor isn't everyone's cup of tea (usually it isn't mine), but that's harsh. Especially when he has an account here.
You got that joke? I didn't get it at all, despite that I watch all of those parody series.
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Post by bkev » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:40 am

Fictional. Gozar has no fans. Series = suck. At least, I think that's what he was going for.
[quote="Brakus"]For all the flack that FUNimation gets on this forum for their quote about DBZ, there's some modicum of truth to it: a 9-year-old is born every day. Or in some cases, "reborn". DBZ may be a kids' show, but it's been so close to so many hearts all over Japan, America, and quite possibly, even the world.[/quote]
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Post by Piccolo Daimaoh » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:45 am

bkev wrote:Fictional. Gozar has no fans. Series = suck. At least, I think that's what he was going for.
I see. That was a really bad joke.
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Re: Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

Post by Paradox295 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:13 pm

I guess I should of linked the picture Weekly tweeted in the first place

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Post by Sun-Wukong » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:00 am

What do you get when you cross DBZ with the holocaust?

Yamcha

He's just that terrible...
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Post by Ringworm128 » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:53 am

OFFICER: We found two people dead. Their IDs say they are Muten Roshi and Chouzu. And we also found 7 stones believed to be the remains of Shen Long. We have reason to believe they are victims of Piccolo Daimao. CARUSO: Looks like he rocked the dragon YEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
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Post by Godo » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:25 am

ringworm128 wrote:OFFICER: We found two people dead. Their IDs say they are Muten Roshi and Chouzu. And we also found 7 stones believed to be the remains of Shen Long. We have reason to believe they are victims of Piccolo Daimao. CARUSO: Looks like he rocked the dragon YEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
That was a good one! :lol:
I am pretty weak for Caruso one liner jokes. They are hilarious!

Here are some new ones I have made with some dub lines in focus for the jokes:

Officer: The three-eyed victim has lost his arm and has been beaten to his inevitable death.
Caruso: I guess that this time, his arm won't grow back.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Officer: The victim is a triclops that has been subjected to heavy physical abuse. We believe that the aliens caused this and that the victim wanted to defend Earth.
Caruso: Looks like the three-eyed cowboy went for a last ride.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Officer: It's pure manslaughter. Everyone in the planes were killed. What's left is only mashed bones and piles of flesh.
Caruso: Looks like the parachutes didn't deploy after all.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Officer: The victim was found in the freezer, and has been lying there for weeks. He is wearing an orange gi, is bald, and has the Aoalin monk scars. He seems like an adult, but suffered from a growth disorder.
Caruso: Looks like the victim was mondo cool.
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Post by Ringworm128 » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:39 pm

Officer: Caruso what does the scouter say about his power level? CARUSO: Its *scouter* OVER 9000! YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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Post by Ringworm128 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:10 am

What do you call a Saiyan that sleeps? A nappa.
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Re: Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

Post by Big Momma » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:07 am

I hope it's alright if I revive this thread. Just heard a great one today.



What's Vegeta's favorite type of pants?

Saiya-jeans.

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Post by Sun-Wukong » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:04 am

Freeza is cool, but his brother is Coola.
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Post by Gonstead » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:24 am

Sun-Wukong wrote:Freeza is cool, but his brother is Coola.
That's just Cold man, you should know that joke is old.
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Re: Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

Post by CaBrPi » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:36 am

Gonstead wrote:
Sun-Wukong wrote:Freeza is cool, but his brother is Coola.
That's just Cold man, you should know that joke is old.
Nah, man, it's all Chill'd.
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Re: Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

Post by Sin » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:22 am

LeprikanGT wrote:I'll revamp mine.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One . . . but it will take 16 episodes.
And Kuririn dies.
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Post by Gonstead » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:35 am

Sin wrote:
LeprikanGT wrote:I'll revamp mine.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One . . . but it will take 16 episodes.
And Kuririn dies.
While everyone watches from afar, mouths agape as such power.
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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:10 pm

*Yamcha stands right next to Kuririn*
Kuririn: *raises right arm as a way of greeting* Uhh...hello. Who might you be?
Yamcha: My name is Yamcha and I've been hired a Akira Toriyama to stand next to you so you can seem less weak by comparison.
Kuririn: Hey! I don't need... :x
18: *walks by Kuririn and Yamcha* Oh wow, Kuririn! When did you seem so strong all of a sudden? :o
Kuririn: *bro-handles Yamcha* Hard-work and dedication, babe. :D
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Post by Ringworm128 » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:23 pm

I was watching a DBZ clip on YouTube and I scrolled into the TFS references and dub wars section and saw a comment.
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Post by Insertclevername » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:26 pm

CaBrPi wrote:
Gonstead wrote:
Sun-Wukong wrote:Freeza is cool, but his brother is Coola.
That's just Cold man, you should know that joke is old.
Nah, man, it's all Chill'd.
Dude! Your...um...Kuiray-zae....I got nothing.


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Post by JP6GAMER » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:41 pm

Insertclevername wrote: Dude! Your...um...Kuiray-zae....I got nothing.


:cry:
Lol, even though it's not a real joke, it's still funny.
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