Male characters you'd hate to have as boyfriends

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Male characters you'd hate to have as boyfriends

Post by Lord Beerus » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:36 pm

Who would personally not want as a boyfriend out of all the male characters in Dragon Ball? I bring up this because I came across this article which asked people in Japan which fictional male characters they would hate the most to have as a boyfriend and guess who topped the list? Go ahead, just guess. :lol:
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Post by Kanassa » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:41 pm

Beerus, he's just way to cranky and hungry for my tastes! :D
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Post by TheUltimateNinja » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:44 pm

Wow, Goku's the least popular character of all when it comes to romance, huh?

And to answer the post, Vegeta.

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Post by Akyon » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:52 pm

Tenshinhan is even less romantically driven than Goku, and that's saying something. So probably him.

That said Goku and Vegeta are both awful choices too for totally different reasons. Goku's thoughtless, forgetful and unromantic, Vegeta's got a hair trigger temper, acts cold half the time towards you and won't hug your child for the better half of a decade.
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Post by precita » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:07 pm

Honestly anyone aside from Goku/Vegeta, and maybe Tenshihan, would be good boyfriends. And uh...does Piccolo count? He's Namekian and they're asexual so...

Gohan, Krillin, Yamcha, adult Trunks and Goten...they all seem like they would be caring husbands/fathers.

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Post by Lord Frieza » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:20 pm

Tien is by far the worst as he's so emotional detached from anything outside of fighting that you would not get anywhere with him (just look at poor Launch)

Yamacha is a good guy at heart but its clear that deep down he's a bit selfish and can be thoughtless. He's probably one of the closest being what a lot real life guys are like.

Goku is almost as bad as Tien but he dose show love for his family its just that fighting is just as important, so unless he is really needed fighting takes front seat. That and the poor guy is so dim when it comes to such things.

Vegeta oh boy.....bad boys are hard to read or judge, not all are scum bags but not all are rough diamonds either. They can break your heart or be mister perfect, the problem is its not easy to tell at the start.

Frieza seems like he'd be too high maintenance and a paranoid control freak. Plus he dose seem like the "leave me and I'll kill you" type.

Cell....the guy loves himself more then he could ever love you...

..That goes for Zamasu to.

Beerus...not to bad if a bit grumpy but a boyfriend who could be willing to blow you up when in a bad mood early on in the relationship should be treated with caution.

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Post by GodKaio-Ken » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:01 pm

Yeah i could see Beerus being like "The roast is burned. Hakai"
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Post by SaiyanZ » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:08 pm

Goku over Luffy? Wow, I think thats completely unfactual lol. Anyway, I'm straight but I don't think any of the main males would be good boyfriends. Krillin and maybe Whis on the other hand seem like thoughtful partners though. I wonder how Colonel Silver as a boyfriend would be lol, or Tao.
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Post by RedRibbonSoldier#42 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:08 am

Bacterian.

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Post by mabalia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:12 am

Bacterian and Vegeta.

Lol Goku winning that rank. :D
Japanese fans are forgetting the time he left Gohan behind at the lookout to spend alone time (days) with his wife before Cell Games. He doesn't deserve to win that rank. Damn Super, what are you doing to Goku is worse than what Dragon Ball Evolution did.

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Post by Gafonso6 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:53 am

mabalia wrote:Bacterian and Vegeta.

Lol Goku winning that rank. :D
Japanese fans are forgetting the time he left Gohan behind at the lookout to spend alone time (days) with his wife before Cell Games. He doesn't deserve to win that rank. Damn Super, what are you doing to Goku is worse than what Dragon Ball Evolution did.
I don't think Super has reached Ukog levels, maybe Gouk that sometimes becomes Goku, you must not forget Goku being pissed at Black and Zamasu because of what they did to Chi-Chi and Goten.
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Post by mabalia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:41 am

Gafonso6 wrote:
mabalia wrote:Bacterian and Vegeta.

Lol Goku winning that rank. :D
Japanese fans are forgetting the time he left Gohan behind at the lookout to spend alone time (days) with his wife before Cell Games. He doesn't deserve to win that rank. Damn Super, what are you doing to Goku is worse than what Dragon Ball Evolution did.
I don't think Super has reached Ukog levels, maybe Gouk that sometimes becomes Goku, you must not forget Goku being pissed at Black and Zamasu because of what they did to Chi-Chi and Goten.

The episodes I most like in super are those I can recognize the characters, despite the story making sense or not. Sometimes I get to see a bit of Goku in DBS, even all of him when we get a good portrayel, but for the most part there's an imposter Goku there. And it's him, super Goku, that's having an impact on what the fanbase views him like, especially new fans and a big part of them whon't bother looking for the original series to understand the charaters. DBS pass as canon for the fanbase, DBE not.

To stay in topic, others characters I'd hate to have as boyfriends are Roshi, old Kaio and Oolong, all monsters type as well. Cant believe I forgot to add Roshi, he'd must've been the first to be cited :lol:

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Post by MarCas92 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:46 pm

Not gay so I'd hate to have any be my boyfriend.

But if I did play for the other team, I think Yakon. Imagine trying to f*uck that.
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Post by RandomGuy96 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:15 pm

Why is Kanzenshuu suddenly obsessed with waifus and husbandos.
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Post by Lord Beerus » Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:48 pm

RandomGuy96 wrote:Why is Kanzenshuu suddenly obsessed with waifus and husbandos.
Because having a nee-chan isn't enough dammit. We need the full package.

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Post by Beerus-sama » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:41 pm

Bacterian and Goku
I don't know if Tenshinhan liked Lunch but if he didn't thats a reason why he doesn't care :lol:
as for the other ones, Bacterian explains itself and Goku just think about fighting strong guys, its like having no boyfriend :lol:
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Post by Jinzoningen MULE » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:31 pm

Actually, I can't thing of a single one that I would enjoy.
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Post by Ki Breaker » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:55 am

Being a male and all I would rather not have any boyfriends..
I really can't say for certain what females find attractive in a guy ( to me all of us are just hunk of muscle physically, nothing sexy about it :lol: )
So Who I would like the least as the boyfriend of of a female friend of mine would be bacterian..
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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:16 am

Anyone outside Gohan, Krillin, and maybe Future Trunks is a no-no.
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Post by Cipher » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:35 pm

The Galactic King.

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