Top 5 Romantic Moments in DB That Never Actually Happened

[Innagadadavida]

I prefer to think of that as a father-son or big brother-little brother relationship.

"I'll avenge you...then I'll join you...we'll never be apart~"

That ain't homo. That's just caring a lot.

[Sprite Satan]

My massive collection of Dragon Ball hentai clearly proves that Pan's breasts can grow to enormous sizes at will, so I have no problem believing that her breasts grew just enough to catch the key, or whatever the hell it is.

I can't believe Scarz left off Yamucha/Bulma though. Together for almost two decades and I don't think we've ever seen them even kiss. I guess Bulma just gives physical satisfaction, no emotional junk. "No kissing, put the money on the night stand"

[Innagadadavida]

Bulma hadn't even given it up by the Fortune Teller Baba saga. After that they lived at Kame house until King Piccolo was killed. Then Yamcha went off on his own to train and Bulma didn't see him until the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai.

I'm calling it. Yamcha didn't get shit. He was still a virgin when he was impaled by Dr. Gero.

[Velasa]

Oh Scarz, this actually soothes my bitter soul slightly on this miserable holiday. It's nice to remember that everyone gets screwed over in this fandom, not just what I'd have liked that would have never happened.

[Greenman]

God damn is that whole Pan/Trunks thing gross. "What is wrong with you?" is definitely the best response to that.

And Ten isn't gay. It's just that his love for Chaozu crosses the boundaries of sexual orientation.

[Chuquita]

I would've really liked to have seen a filler episode that covered Gohan and Videl's wedding...I imagine the preparations leading up to the ceremony itself (especially with their relatives and friends trying to help) would've made for funny stuff.

[Godo]

I would've really liked to have seen a filler episode that covered Gohan and Videl's wedding...I imagine the preparations leading up to the ceremony itself (especially with their relatives and friends trying to help) would've made for funny stuff.

Yeah, it would be way better than Goku being a pterodactyl-sitter after the Buu arc (in the anime).

[Scarz]

I think it's kind of cute that evil Lunch had a crush on Ten. There's some prime filler stuff in the King Pic arc where she's blushing and telling him "you'd better come back alive or I'll kill ya." That whole filler segment in Z where she chases him down and steals some money for him is adorable.

She's this big tough independent badass, but for whatever reason has a thing for 'ol three eyes. And of course, Tenshinhan is either completely oblivious (hopefully), or ignoring her advances because he's partial to the ding dong. Who knows? I don't.

Ten and Lunch was actually number 6 on my list but I wanted to keep it a nice traditional "Top 5." It's ironic too since Tenshinhan and Lunch are my favorite none existing couple. I'm just obsessed with BxV but they're not my favorite DBZ pairing.

You took those instead of:



and



????!!!!

Even though we didn't get to see Krillin marry (or get together) with 18, it wasn't exactly the first thing on everyone minds. Unlike Bulma and Vegeta, there was never any huge fan debate on how the two came to be as one. We just sort of accepted it and that was the end of that. Of course, this is my own observation.

As for Goten and his tartlet, to be fair we saw him try to hook up with her in one episode (the ice cream thing was pretty stupid) and it was only matter of time until the became another DB couple. I don't think any would wanted or cared to an episode where they would go on a date or something and hook up at the end. In fact I'm pretty sure the couple wouldn't even last if GT continued. She gives me this "Maron" vibe, Krillin's ex-girlfriend from the Garlic Jr. Saga. Sooner or later she'll leave Goten for something shinny.

I can't believe Scarz left off Yamucha/Bulma though. Together for almost two decades and I don't think we've ever seen them even kiss. I guess Bulma just gives physical satisfaction, no emotional junk. "No kissing, put the money on the night stand"

You just answered you're own question.

[Castor Troy]

How old is Pan in GT?

[Chuquita]

How old is Pan in GT?

She's 9 or 10. Pan was born in 779 and GT takes place in 789.

[Metalwario64]

How old is Pan in GT?

Either 9 or 10 at the start. Whichever you believe to be correct. I believe some error was made which doesn't set her age in cement or something. Likewise Bra is either 9 or 10 depending on how you view it. If Pan is 9, then Bra is 10, and if Bra is 9 then Pan is 10.

[Herms]

Either 9 or 10 at the start. Whichever you believe to be correct. I believe some error was made which doesn't set her age in cement or something. Likewise Bra is either 9 or 10 depending on how you view it. If Pan is 9, then Bra is 10, and if Bra is 9 then Pan is 10.

Nah, it's only Bra whose birth year is inconistent: 778 according to her Daizenshuu 7 bio, but 780 according to the Daizenshuu 7 and GT Perfect Files timelines. Meanwhile, Pan's birth year is always given as 779, and GT begins in 789.

[Metalwario64]

Either 9 or 10 at the start. Whichever you believe to be correct. I believe some error was made which doesn't set her age in cement or something. Likewise Bra is either 9 or 10 depending on how you view it. If Pan is 9, then Bra is 10, and if Bra is 9 then Pan is 10.

Nah, it's only Bra whose birth year is inconistent: 778 according to her Daizenshuu 7 bio, but 780 according to the Daizenshuu 7 and GT Perfect Files timelines. Meanwhile, Pan's birth year is always given as 779, and GT begins in 789.

Oh, I was close.
Dammit, I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when I don't know what I'm talking about...

[Rocketman]

ChiChi/Vegetto/Bulma.

Honestly, internet, nothing? Nothing at all? What the hell?

[Metalwario64]

ChiChi/Vegetto/Bulma.

Honestly, internet, nothing? Nothing at all? What the hell?

What about Gogeta instead?

(censored by me for Photobucket. )

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

I kinda feel like writing some Ten/Choazu fanfiction now...

Ten paused as he passed Chaozu's room; The door was partly open.

Chaozu was standing in front of his closet mirror, apparently admiring himself. Ten didn't move. He knew what was coming and his heart was racing because of it. Indeed, the small man's clothes were discarded in quick fashion. Ten knew he should be leaving... but he could not bear to tear himself away from such a lovely sight.

Feelings both familiar and new flooded Ten as he gazed upon Chaozu's sculpted body. A body like that of a Greek god...

That is the gayest Dragon Ball related thing I have heard in my entire life.

[Piccolo Daimao]

Bulma hadn't even given it up by the Fortune Teller Baba saga. After that they lived at Kame house until King Piccolo was killed. Then Yamcha went off on his own to train and Bulma didn't see him until the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai.

I'm calling it. Yamcha didn't get shit. He was still a virgin when he was impaled by Dr. Gero.

I thought Yamcha was pretty popular with the girls, though. And, according to Trunks, Yamcha wasn't very faithful to Bulma. And he said he had a girlfriend at the end of the Cell Arc. He had to have gotten some.

I like to think of the DBZ Abridged version, at the start of DBZ, of Bulma walking in on Yamcha doing the dirty with another woman.

As for Goten and his tartlet

Hey, don't insult my Palice!

[Travis Touchdown]

I was always a big fan of the Goten x Palace thing. I thought it would have been nice to see how that evolved.

I do wish Goku would have been more loving to Chi-Chi but nope. "Hey, here's a new kid I wanna train. Don't mind me abandoning you for this total stranger. I'll come back and visit occasionally." Makes me wonder what would go through Goku's mind if he came back in GT or any post Z scenario and Chi-Chi had remarried.

Don't really care about Krillin and 18. It came out of left field and I am somewhat curious as to how that happened, but I don't really care much.

I feel Yamcha and Bulma is a missed opportunity. I think I read once that the only reason Toriyama paired Vegeta with Bulma is because he needed a vagina to produce Trunks and Bulma was the only female character available since he'd forgotten Lunch. But I digress.


Gohan and Videl is my favorite. I can't get enough of the episodes where they show feelings for each other. I agree, a wedding episode with Goku & Mr. Satan and the gang trying to help organize would have been a disaster and hilarious with a very touching ending.

I always hated Trunks and Pan. That PedoTrunks picture is priceless and possibly the best thing to come out of the idea of Trunks and Pan.

[Piccolo Daimao]

I feel Yamcha and Bulma is a missed opportunity. I think I read once that the only reason Toriyama paired Vegeta with Bulma is because he needed a vagina to produce Trunks and Bulma was the only female character available since he'd forgotten Lunch. But I digress.

There's Chi Chi's vagina...eh? eh?

[Greenman]

Ten paused as he passed Chaozu's room; The door was partly open.

Chaozu was standing in front of his closet mirror, apparently admiring himself. Ten didn't move. He knew what was coming and his heart was racing because of it. Indeed, the small man's clothes were discarded in quick fashion. Ten knew he should be leaving... but he could not bear to tear himself away from such a lovely sight.

Feelings both familiar and new flooded Ten as he gazed upon Chaozu's sculpted body. A body like that of a Greek god...

That is the gayest Dragon Ball related thing I have heard in my entire life.

Gayest? I just don't see it. No homosexual overtones there.

Bra was definitely intended to be a teenager in GT. Just look at the way she dresses. If she really was 10, that's the sluttiest-looking 10-year-old I've ever seen.

That'd be nothing new for anime, right?