Farewell

MajinVejitaXV · Post by **MajinVejitaXV** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:47 pm

Mommy, the loud sucking noises are hurting my ears

-Corey

Post by **VegettoEX** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:38 pm

MajinVejitaXV wrote:Mommy, the loud sucking noises are hurting my ears

What's nice about the internet is that you can choose what to read and what not to read

. Though I agree; I'm glad people enjoy this place, but let's keep the ass-kissing to a minimum ^^;;. I know it's probably not meant to come off that way, though.

Anyway...

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:This is Piccolo-San, the guy you banned yesterday. I just wanted to say that you needn't worry - I don't take it personally. It's clear you are merely a douche bag on a power trip. I forgive you. But I thought I'd give you some advice: I'm not sure what your social life is like, but I'm willing to bet it is unfulfilling. I mean, how old are you? What are you doing with your spare time right now? No one who establishes a website devoted to a children's show could have possibly been laid - EVER. I suggest you give it a try.

Take care.

I *so* love the "You don't have a life" response. When you're giving it to a working adult.

Dayspring · Post by **Dayspring** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:04 am

"What are you doing with your spare time right now?" Is he serious? He's sending EX an e-mail, so clearly Mike's probably the type of person who checks e-mails in his spare time! I hate it when people ask redundant questions!

Also, where is this advice of which he claims to give? I found questions involving EX's social life, but no advice about anything. I can see why he said you must have felt unfufilled, EX; you wasted valuable time that could have been better spent socializing. Instead, you got your hopes hurtfully raised under the false pretences that advice may be given. Mayhaps Piccolo-san's life-lesson lay there: one must know when one is having their time wasted. In conclusion, if you're still reading this, EX, you might note that depending on your reading skill-level, anywhere between ten and forty seconds of your time spent reading this has just been wasted yet again, further teaching you Piccolo-san's lesson.

Either that or he really was just that ignorant, and any knowledge gained was purely coincidental. However, I have faith in mankind, so I would rather walk away with the belief that Piccolo-san really did have some deeper meaning in his joining the boards, breaking its rules, whining about a lack of resources to get DBZ on DVD, childishly insulting the board's admin, getting banned, and writing a pointless e-mail to the webmaster. Perhaps if ever I am as wise as he, I shall be lucky enough to understand this revelatory thought process.

**Leaves in search of the sound of one hand clapping.**

Post by **desirecampbell** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:07 am

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:This is Piccolo-San, the guy you banned yesterday. I just wanted to say that you needn't worry - I don't take it personally.

IHey, he's not so bad after all.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:It's clear you are merely a douche bag on a power trip.

Oh. I spoke too soon.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:I forgive you. But I thought I'd give you some advice:

I'm sure this will be priceless.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:I'm not sure what your social life is like, but I'm willing to bet it is unfulfilling.

That wasn't advice. Maybe he ment something other than what it sounded like, that actually is advice.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:I mean, how old are you?

Maybe not.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:What are you doing with your spare time right now?

Not emailing strangers who I said I don't care about.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:No one who establishes a website devoted to a children's show could have possibly been laid - EVER. I suggest you give it a try.

And I bet all the ladies love a whiney, cheap, bastard.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:Take care.

At least he didn't say he sent you a virus, I kind of expected something like that.

Xyex · Post by **Xyex** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:50 am

I bet the advice was to go get laid, which, considering Meri's a live-in-girlfriend, is probably a little late.

Er, and, anyway, I resent the implication that just because I once ran a DBZ webiste, (though not for very long) and would be now if this great site weren't around, that I have not and can not get laid as I know someone who would disag... er...

*ehem*

Back to the topic!

It's true that things here are a lot different than in other forums. Namely other DBZ forums. This is my first DBZ forum, and after searching around for other DBZ forums, they are certainly unlike this one. Sorry for using the term DBZ forums 3 times.

Don't you mean four?

Anyway, Piccolo-san here would have been a prime candiddate for the Wall-O-Bans back in the day. Sad that we wont get to see his entry. Oh well. Though, I do have a suggestion for you Mike (and pardon if this is already there but it's been a while since I've read the rules).

You should add that we "Do not condone the purchase of bootlegs or illegal material nor will we tell you where to get said material" to the rules somewhere.

lost in thought · Post by **lost in thought** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:58 am

VegettoEX wrote:let's keep the ass-kissing to a minimum ^^;;.

Alright, but in return you must erect a statue in the like-ness of the community. (i.e. a large exclamation point.)

And because I want to add to the amusement...

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:This is Piccolo-San, the guy you banned yesterday. I just wanted to say that you needn't worry - I don't take it personally.

And yet you see fit to send ol' Mike an email. Obviously you're not home upstairs, or else you would have thought of more productive methods of time wasting, and possibly even some that could accomplish things.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote: It's clear you are merely a douche bag on a power trip.

We gotta power.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote: I forgive you.

But... does Mike, or for that matter the community forgive you?

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:I'm not sure what your social life is like, but I'm willing to bet it is unfulfilling.

If DBZ is unfulfilling, I must have gone into a coma at some point, and am only dreaming the veritable enjoyment that this board can create.

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:No one who establishes a website devoted to a children's show could have possibly been laid - EVER.

And yet Mike lives with his significant other. Go figure.

Mike should let this guy back on, to see if he can amuse us more, before the final axe; 'cause after all that, I am very, very amused.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:16 am

Xyex wrote:Er, and, anyway, I resent the implication that just because I once ran a DBZ webiste, (though not for very long) and would be now if this great site weren't around, that I have not and can not get laid as I know someone who would disag... er...

*ehem*

*slaps him around with a large trout*

Okay now that that's done, let me just say that I always enjoy it when people take time to e-mail someone to tell them that they don't have a life, yet they take the time to e-mail someone telling them that......I think you catch where I'm going with this one.

I agree with Dayspring too. How dare he mislead Mike like that! Except it goes deeper than that Dayspring. He mislead us all. We all read that e-mail in anticipation of finding out this cosmic advice that he would be giving to Mike. He raised our hopes, than he dashed them! Dashed them like a nasty big brother kicking your lego tower to bits. I want that minute I wasted back dammit! *yells Captain Kirk style* Ka, er Piccolo-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

I think my favourite part of that e-mail is when he infers that Mike is a loser who can't get laid because he's wasted his time creating a website devoted to a kid's show. I see.....so if that makes Mike such a failed loser, what does that make someone like him that wastes their time searching for bootlegged DVDs of a children's show?

lost in thought · Post by **lost in thought** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:40 am

We've got a catch22 on our hands. STONE THE INFIDEL!!

Chaos Saiyajin · Post by **Chaos Saiyajin** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:13 am

We've got a catch22 on our hands. STONE THE INFIDEL!!

lost in thought, here's your rock!

Who does Piccolo-san think he is? What a dumbass.

The stupidity of some people amazes me...

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:57 pm

E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:No one who establishes a website devoted to a children's show could have possibly been laid - EVER. I suggest you give it a try.

.... So Meri is a figment of our collective imaginations?

Oh, god, it's Final Fantasy X all over again...

Post by **desirecampbell** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:02 pm

B-kun wrote:
E-mail from Piccolo-san wrote:No one who establishes a website devoted to a children's show could have possibly been laid - EVER. I suggest you give it a try.
.... So Meri is a figment of our collective imaginations?

Oh, god, it's Final Fantasy X all over again...

Meri is just a conspiracy - she doesn't exist. Did we here her on the podcast, even though she was supposedly there at the time?

Curiouser and curiouser.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:09 pm

Wait a minute though.....who's that girl with Mike in the con pictures and videos? Oh! I bet Mike paid that girl to pretend to be his girlfriend didn't he?!

MajinVejitaXV · Post by **MajinVejitaXV** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:58 pm

B-kun wrote:.... So Meri is a figment of our collective imaginations?

Oh, god, it's Final Fantasy X all over again...

Listen to my story.

-Corey

Post by **VegettoEX** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:59 pm

MajinVejitaXV wrote:
B-kun wrote:.... So Meri is a figment of our collective imaginations?

Oh, god, it's Final Fantasy X all over again...
Listen to my story.

-Corey

Hey, I haven't finished said story!!!! >.<

MajinVejitaXV · Post by **MajinVejitaXV** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:10 pm

VegettoEX wrote:Hey, I haven't finished said story!!!! >.<

So now Meri's gonna dress up and carry guns, and make a half-ass sequel that makes me wanna cringe? Sweet...

[Daizenshuu EX-2]

-Corey

Post by **VegettoEX** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:16 pm

MajinVejitaXV wrote:
VegettoEX wrote:Hey, I haven't finished said story!!!! >.<
So now Meri's gonna dress up and carry guns, and make a half-ass sequel that makes me wanna cringe? Sweet...

[Daizenshuu EX-2]

Our home life is no-one else's business...! *shakes fist*

...

.......

*drools*

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:21 pm

I was comparing her more to Tidus, but that works too.

.... I demand Meri cosplay as Gunner Yuna!

... Am I the only one who honestly loves FFX-2?

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:27 pm

Oh good Lord let's not encourage that again! I still remember that time in chat with Mike and his mentioning Meri being dressed as Gunner Yuna and that they would.....uh ya, too much information there. >_>

MajinVejitaXV · Post by **MajinVejitaXV** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:35 pm

B-kun wrote:I was comparing her more to Tidus, but that works too.

.... I demand Meri cosplay as Gunner Yuna!

... Am I the only one who honestly loves FFX-2?

Given the way they raped the ending of FFX, I wasn't a fan of X-2. Feel free to PM or AIM me if you want more ranting on the subject ;p

And fine, Mike can dress up as Gunner Yuna. My mistake

[shudder] So dirty...

-Corey

Xyex · Post by **Xyex** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:50 pm

B-kun wrote:I was comparing her more to Tidus, but that works too.

.... I demand Meri cosplay as Gunner Yuna!

... Am I the only one who honestly loves FFX-2?

I loved X-2

MajinVejitaXV wrote:Given the way they raped the ending of FFX, I wasn't a fan of X-2. Feel free to PM or AIM me if you want more ranting on the subject ;p

They did no such thing. XP *pushes this part over to randomness*

MajinVejitaXV wrote:And fine, Mike can dress up as Gunner Yuna. My mistake

[shudder] So dirty...

-Corey

MY EYES!!!!!!!!