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Fan Pairings that just piss you off

Post by Rory » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:51 pm

Pretty self explanatory, just say what fan couple you disagree with, and why. I put this up while browsing DeviantART, and found a disturbing amount of..

BrolyxVidel.
I just can't understand the pairing, I mean.. they've interacted once, and Broly attacked Videl.. what, love at first strike? Ok, lets study personalitys, that might sort things out...
Videl: Brave, Determined, nice person (When you work through the pretty cold exterior)
Broly: Absolute psycho who'll kill anyone who stands infront of him.

.. Well, thats my rant!
I KNOW a lot of you Daizexers have been a fan for some time, now, there MUST be a pairing somewhere along the line thats annoyed you, if so, post it! :)

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Post by desirecampbell » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:56 pm

Wow. Broli-x-Videl? I've never heard of that. That's... odd.

I don't know - I don't read, well really any DBZ fanfiction (couple of fan-mangas, but that's it), but I'd never suspect there's be much 'shipping'. It's not a series that really lends itself to it very well.

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Post by QuantumDestiny » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:05 pm

Fan pairings USED to piss me off - for example; Goku/Bulma, Goku/Vegeta, Trunks/18 - but now I find that I really don't care. I'll read or look at everything I come across and either scream or become intrigued. In fact, some strange pairings can be very entertaining if there's enough effort and believable characterization put into it.

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Post by Shenron » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:35 pm

Vegeta x Goku : it's amazing how many fanfics can use this pairing. And it's scary how much it can be mushy.

Broly x Goku : I've only seen a couple of fanarts (pretty good I must say), and even if it doesn't really annoy me, it is....well... I know love and hate can be pretty close but still !

Trunks/Pan : I don't even know where this comes from, and you know what ? I don't wanna know. Trunks' 14 years older than Pan, and he's seen her in diapers, that's gross.

It's not a series that really lends itself to it very well.
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Post by Thanos6 » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:05 pm

Goku-Vegeta: One is mostly sex-oblivious, and the other one hates the first one.

Gohan-Piccolo: Nameks are ASEXUAL, fangirls, get that through your head.

Goten-Trunks *as kids*: They make the perfect couple as teenagers, but as kids? No, keep your shota away from me.
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Post by QuantumDestiny » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:00 pm

Thanos6 wrote:Goten-Trunks *as kids*
I know! That one is just annoying. I mean, they grow up and are still hanging out, how hard is it to write/draw them as adults?

Fan pairings are exceptionally terrible when the characterization is soo completely off.

Goku: Hey Veggie-baby!
Vegeta: I love you, Goku-sama!

That's just agonizing :cry: .

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Post by Super Sonic » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:32 pm

Probably because the series was pretty much finished when it came to the States, I admit I haven't seen too many fan-pairings. Though I admit people doing Goku/Bulma ones don't surprise me that much as under cliche that would've happened, though it didn't in the series.

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Re: Fan Pairings that just piss you off

Post by Taku128 » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:42 pm

Rory wrote:Pretty self explanatory, just say what fan couple you disagree with, and why. I put this up while browsing DeviantART, and found a disturbing amount of..

BrolyxVidel.
I just can't understand the pairing, I mean.. they've interacted once, and Broly attacked Videl.. what, love at first strike? Ok, lets study personalitys, that might sort things out...
Videl: Brave, Determined, nice person (When you work through the pretty cold exterior)
Broly: Absolute psycho who'll kill anyone who stands infront of him.

.. Well, thats my rant!
I KNOW a lot of you Daizexers have been a fan for some time, now, there MUST be a pairing somewhere along the line thats annoyed you, if so, post it! :)
Same here. It's the only fan pairing I really have a problem with, due to the lack of, y'know, interaction between the two.
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Post by Rocketman » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:47 pm

GokuxVegeta

Why? Since when does wanting to tear somebody's throat out mean you wuv them? I think it's a frightening look into fanfiction writers' psyches.

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Post by gohanku » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:53 pm

GokuXVegeta-Doesn't seem right and makes little sense

TrunkXPan-I hate this pairing, Trunks like 2x Pan age, brother, yes, lovers, god no.
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Re: Fan Pairings that just piss you off

Post by Castor Troy » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:57 pm

Rory wrote:BrolyxVidel.
I just can't understand the pairing, I mean.. they've interacted once, and Broly attacked Videl.. what, love at first strike? Ok, lets study personalitys, that might sort things out...
Videl: Brave, Determined, nice person (When you work through the pretty cold exterior)
Broly: Absolute psycho who'll kill anyone who stands infront of him.
I don't even wanna imagine the what the hentai of that would look like. :shock:

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Post by Xyex » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:32 pm

Fan pairings USED to piss me off - for example; Goku/Bulma, Goku/Vegeta, Trunks/18 - but now I find that I really don't care.
I've seen some good Goku/Bulma stuff. Goku/Vegeta is just... wrong on so many levels. But Trunks/18 is probably my favorite non-cannon pairing for the series. :)

Others that annoy me or struck me as odd:
Gohan/Lime: Ok, seriously, if you don't like Videl that's fine. But... LIME!? You could at least pick someone who's in the manga people. >>
Cell/18: Uhhh, yeah, I'm not sure really where this came from but... uh... yeah. o.o
Freeza/Piccolo: Yes, I have seen this and it is even more wrong than Goku/Vegeta but not quite as bad as...
Yamcha/Vegeta: Just what is the thought process behind this one? I'm just glad that the only story I've seen it in so far allowed me to skip passed those parts and still enjoy the overall plot.
Yamcha/Pan: Only seen this one once and it's just... ew.
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Post by TripleRach » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:59 pm

Jumping on the anti-Gokuu/Vegeta bandwagon. Fangirls like to claim that there's so much sexual tension between them, but the only remote basis for it in the series I can think of at all is some of those poorly drawn filler fight scenes in their Buu arc rematch (where they're really lanky and their hair is way too short), which has things like someone getting pinned to the wall at one point. But it's still a big stretch, and beyond that, there's nothing. They just plain hate each other. And even if there was any sexual tension between them, Gokuu probably wouldn't know enough to act on it, and Vegeta probably wouldn't care enough.

Also, Chichi would kill Vegeta before he ever got the chance, anyway.

Other than that, the incestuous pairings like Chichi/Gohan or Chichi/Goten really bug me.
Cell/18: Uhhh, yeah, I'm not sure really where this came from but... uh... yeah. o.o
Well, actually, I've seen a lot of people say that the scene where he absorbs her seems dirty, which is probably the basis. Still hard to swallow, though. (No pun intended...maybe!)
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Post by Thanos6 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:10 am

Re: Yamcha/Vegeta. Almost certainly out-of-character; DEFINITELY as a long-term relationship. I think it COULD be done as a few time only, non-planned screw, but even then only if done INCREDIBLY EXTREMELY WELL..

Yamcha/Pan: Ick. Reminds me of this website that advocates a Yamcha/Marron relationship. And that's the "Kuririn's daughter" Marron. I can't find that website now, and I think that's a good thing.

Mirai Trunks/Mirai 18: I'm sorry, I just can't see this. He's a hero, she's a sociopathic murderer with no consideration for anything who has ruined his life. I read one good fic where he lost control after coming back to the future and, well....raped her before killing her (then almost had a mental breakdown when he realized it), but as an actual relationship...I'm sorry, I just can't buy it.
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Post by QuantumDestiny » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:19 am

Xyex wrote:But Trunks/18 is probably my favorite non-cannon pairing for the series. :)
Super Z Series right? :D ... To be fair, it's a phenomenal fanfiction, but I still love Krillin/18 too much.
Xyex wrote:Yamcha/Vegeta: Just what is the thought process behind this one? I'm just glad that the only story I've seen it in so far allowed me to skip passed those parts and still enjoy the overall plot.
I read that one! You shouldn't have skipped those parts, it was actually kinda good... It almost worked, since he was an Alternate Universe Vegeta.
TripleRach wrote:Other than that, the incestuous pairings like Chichi/Gohan or Chichi/Goten really bug me.
My sister got traumatized by an extremely graphic Goku/Goten she read years ago. Be glad you didn't stumble upon THAT incest pairing.

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Post by Kaboom » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:20 am

Ah, a good ol' fashioned "sucky fandom" thread. Pairings? Ooh, this one's gonna be a doozy.

Well, obviously there's the ones that make NO sense whatsoever. The already mentioned Broly x Videl pairing fits this category like a glove, as do a bunch of the other random ones you guys have already mention. You might as well ship Mr. Satan x Random Zombie, going by such criteria. No, wait. Please don't.

Next are pairings involving "the yaoi." I'm sorry, desperate, lonely fangirls, but it just ain't feasible, especially when between rivals such as Goku and Vegeta. "Intense rivalry" =/= "sexual tension." The only yaoi pairing that might have some slight, tiny level of "credulity" to it would be Goten x Trunks, but only if you wanna read a lot into their "relationship." Even then, there's practically no basis for it, especially with how much of a skirt-chaser Goten evidently becomes.

EDIT: A friendly nod to Thanos with this one.


Next, in all my "research" for my FanFic, I've obviously been exposed to a lot of Trunks x Pan material, and I gotta say, it come to put me off a lot. It's just creepy, for crying out pete. I mean, Trunks has at least a good ten years on Pan, who is supposed to be, like, 12 or something in GT. Ugh.



To be fair, there are a few non-canon pairings that can (read: CAN, not always) be done fairly well. Bulma x Goku is one of them. Goku has always been more of a little brother figure to Bulma, but she still cares for him a lot, and I've read a couple decent AU fics where this one has been done fairly realistically. Same with Gohan x Lime.


One last point. ANY pairing can be funny when presented in a humorous, non-serious manner. You have no idea how much I've guffawed over some certain mock-Goku x Vegeta stuff.
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Post by Thanos6 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:21 am

The only yaoi pairing that might have some slight, tiny level of "credulity" to it would be Goten x Trunks, but only if you wanna read a lot into their "relationship." Even then, there's practically no basis for it, especially with how much of a skirt-chaser Goten evidently becomes.
*coughs politely*

And I'm not a fangirl. ;)

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Post by kinoko » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:30 am

I'm usually not a big fan of pairings that are not explicitly stated in canon. A lot of the more random fanon pairings squick me -- like the Broly x Videl one. x_x

* Goku x Vegeta is a popular one, and I have a few friends who really like it. It's nice to look at, but it's definitely kind-of weird to me.
* Uhh... I'm kinda-sorta on the fence about Tenshinhan x Lunch, which is kinda-sorta canon but not really.
* I saw Yamcha x Marron (as in Kuririn's daughter) once or twice in fan art. (Thanos6, I *just* realized that you mentioned them already in your reply. XDD ><)
* ...And while we're at it: Tenshinhan x Chaozu is WRONG, people. It's not even funny to joke about it. XP Kthnx.
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Post by QuantumDestiny » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:39 am

kinoko wrote:* ...And while we're at it: Tenshinhan x Chaozu is WRONG, people. It's not even funny to joke about it. XP Kthnx.
...hum...Kinoko... ^_^ So, what do you think about Tenshinhan x Yamcha?

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Post by kinoko » Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:34 am

QuantumDestiny wrote:
kinoko wrote:* ...And while we're at it: Tenshinhan x Chaozu is WRONG, people. It's not even funny to joke about it. XP Kthnx.
...hum...Kinoko... ^_^ So, what do you think about Tenshinhan x Yamcha?
You..... *trails off* XDDDD

Uh. Sexiest thing evar!! OMG. Joking aside, I don't mind TenYam. It's one of my crack yaoi pairings. But it's not canon, so....

Or is it? Hah.
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